The Girl Next Door (2004)

Timothy Olyphant: Kelly

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Quotes 

• Kelly : You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.

• Kelly : Okay, people, let's make some fuckie fuckie.

• Matthew : Okay.

  Kelly : Okay what?

  Matthew : [dares Kelly]  Show 'em the tape.

  Kelly : I'm not fuckin' around.

  Matthew : I just don't care anymore.

  Kelly : This... is gonna be interesting.

• Kelly : [Kelly has just been sent a box of cigars by Matthew, containing a note saying "The Juice Was Worth The Squeeze"]  Fuckin' kid.

• Kelly : [bursts into Matthew's classroom yelling]  That fuckin' bitch just can't run away because she don't want to fuck on film anymore!

• Kelly : Stay in school!

• Kelly : Hey, you guys know Matty? I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits.

• Kelly : [after seeing the tape]  What the fuck is this shit?

• [Upon observing the cheerleaders and football players] 

  Kelly : Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - Fuck, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.

• Hugo Posh : Kelly! What do we say?

  Kelly : Fuck you.

  Hugo Posh : [chuckles]  Always with the big words.

• Kelly : Always leave 'em wanting more.

• Kelly : Cool ride, huh?

  Jock # 1 : Yeah... if you're a fag!

  Kelly : [throws jock to the ground, then, to Matthew:]  Get in!

• Kelly : Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?

  [hits Klitz] 

  Kelly : This fucker right here.

  [shows Ziplock bag filled with marijuana] 

• Kelly : Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad.

  Matthew : Yeah, but this is breaking and entering.

  Kelly : This is politics.

• Kelly : If I'm gonna do this payment plan thing, I need a show of good faith, you know, something concrete.

  Matthew : Well, like what?

  Kelly : A blow job.

  Matthew : Nah, I told you. She's not gonna do that anymore.

  Kelly : Who said anything about her?

  [beat] 

  Kelly : Yeah. We're definitely outside the box now, huh? Now you gotta ask yourself, how far are you willing to go, hmm? How much do you really care about her?

  [Kelly unzips his pants, then starts laughing] 

  Kelly : I'm joking, man! Relax. Damn! Do I look gay to you?

• Kelly : Those crazy little fuckers, man, they sure know their numbers.

• [after Matt's parents and Dr. Salinger leave the dining room table, both Matt and Kelly have a private conversation with an assumed adult film tape Eli and his "minions" made during prom night] 

  Kelly : [turning cross]  So how was Prom?

  Matthew : That's mine.

  Kelly : You know, we were gettin' along fine. But now you go and do this? This was my idea. Now I'm really gonna fuck your shit up!

  Matthew : I'm gonna need that back.

  Kelly : Oh.

  [Kelly pushes the tape towards him] 

  Kelly : Take it from me.

  [Matt leans forward and thinks about it, but Kelly thinks he's chicken] 

  Kelly : Yeah. What are you gonna do?

  Matthew : [becomes brave]  I don't have to do anything. Hugo Posh will. He's my partner on this 50-50. So... can I please have my tape back?

  Kelly : FUCK...!

  [coughs, then whispers] 

  Kelly : Fuck you. I'm takin' your half then.

  Matthew : No. That money's going to Samnang. The money you stole from him!

  Kelly : You say that like I care. I don't give a shit! You're giving me your half.

  Matthew : And if I don't?

  Kelly : [picks up the tape]  Showtime.

• Kelly : Ah, it's cool. I like runnin' errands.

• Kelly : Friends don't fuck with each other's business.

• Matt : No, that money is going to Samnang. The money that you stole from him.

  Kelly : It's funny, you say that like I care. I don't give a shit!