The Turkey Caper (1985 TV Movie)

Alvy Moore: Abner

Quotes 

• George : Slim pickin's, huh, Abner?

  Abner : Yep... Real slim.

• Abner : [discovers the turkeys]  I'm dreaming! It's only a dream!

  [realises they're real] 

  Abner : No!

• Buttons : Don't worry Mom and Pop, they're our friends.

  Abner : Friends? Those wild turkeys? Those crazy birds all but attacked me!

  Marty : Well you frightened us!

  Buttons : You see, Pop, there are some men out in the forest who tried to capture Marty and Priscilla.

  Rusty : Only we set them free.

  Buttons : And now we have to make sure the men don't find them again!

  Abner : Oh! So that's why they were hiding in the food bin.

  Rosie : But Buttons dear, how can we possibly look after all these turkeys? They'll eat us out of house and home in one day.

  Buttons : Oh but it won't be for that long!

  Rusty : Ranger Jones is gonna fix everything, he'll take care...

  [a truck pulls up outside] 

  Buttons : They found us! Hurry! We have to hide the turkeys!

  Rosie : They're right dear, we HAVE to.

  [everybody scrambles to put the turkeys in the food bins]