Orange County (2002)

John Lithgow: Bud Brumder

Quotes 

• Bud Brumder : If you do this, I will eat your FACE!

• Bud Brumder : A writer? What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed. You're not gay.

• Bud Brumder : [to ex-wife]  Sheezus, you look like a beast.

• Bud Brumder : What is that smell? What am I sitting in?

  Cindy : Relax. It's just urine.

  Bud Brumder : Oh.

• Bud Brumder : You know your son was being a real brat today, a real pain in the ass.

  Cindy : My son.

  Bud Brumder : He said I was selfish. He said that everything's always about me.

  Cindy : He called me a drama queen, said I was trying to sabotage him.

• [Bud sees his young wife flirting with the pool guy] 

  Bud Brumder : What the f...?

• Bud Brumder : [Exhales at his ex-wife]  I need a drink. Do you have any beer, Coyote Ugly?