Devon Mayer
- Don's Girlfriend
- (uncredited)
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Not a bust but a porn dud
Tiresome in the extreme, this dreadful porn film currently circulates on Volume 83 of Something Weird's Dragon Art Theatre series. Given that its co-feature on the twofer is also terrible, I'd be curious as to the sales figures for this combo.
This is one of those features where the anonymous filmmakers decided to deliver the bare minimum required for playoff at a handful of hard-up adult movie houses. If it didn't put the projectionist to sleep, I'm surer it had a soporific effect on the unfortunate patrons.
Bleached-blonde heroine refuses to give the hero a blow job in the opening bed scene, substituting a hand job instead. Oddly enough she demands that HE goes down on her, treating the fans to endlessly boring cunnilingus footage. Various positions follow leading to a money shot. Phone rings, and their anorexic pal Ron invites the couple over at 8pm that night to watch some stag films with him and his girl.
Ron's g.f. was briefly diverting here, looking a bit like the wonderful European star Rosaba Neri (just a bit -take it easy out there). Unfortunately the film falls apart entirely when the foursome settles back on the couch to watch a black & white stag. The crosscutting between three sex scenes (stag and each couple) that ensues goes on for an eternity and is devoid of emotion, sensuality, anything of interest. Monkey see/monkey do premise that the blonde will learn the wonders of fellatio by watching it on screen comes true predictably. Though the stag is promoted ahead of time as being truly raunchy, it is generic, straight-ahead sex and just as boring as the live action.
A new couple pops into Ron's place and turns out to be the owner and his girl -Ron is essentially subletting. They express disgust at the goings-on, head to a bedroom and have their own boring sex scene. Film ends, and this ain't no spoiler, with the cops showing up with a search warrant (sort of -no budget provided for them so we're talked through it) to bust the foursome for showing the stag movie. The new couple left and we are left to infer that they're a couple of finks.
Apart from the Neri wannabe, this is an unattractive cast in a nothing film. Only thing I enjoyed was a fairly interesting guitar score, which at times prefigured the ethereal approach favored by more recent jazz artist John Scofield. Overall this sloppy film has the fink couple's dialog way out of synch, and one brief scene is shown upside down by mistake, probably due to an inside/out piece of film spliced incorrectly.
This is one of those features where the anonymous filmmakers decided to deliver the bare minimum required for playoff at a handful of hard-up adult movie houses. If it didn't put the projectionist to sleep, I'm surer it had a soporific effect on the unfortunate patrons.
Bleached-blonde heroine refuses to give the hero a blow job in the opening bed scene, substituting a hand job instead. Oddly enough she demands that HE goes down on her, treating the fans to endlessly boring cunnilingus footage. Various positions follow leading to a money shot. Phone rings, and their anorexic pal Ron invites the couple over at 8pm that night to watch some stag films with him and his girl.
Ron's g.f. was briefly diverting here, looking a bit like the wonderful European star Rosaba Neri (just a bit -take it easy out there). Unfortunately the film falls apart entirely when the foursome settles back on the couch to watch a black & white stag. The crosscutting between three sex scenes (stag and each couple) that ensues goes on for an eternity and is devoid of emotion, sensuality, anything of interest. Monkey see/monkey do premise that the blonde will learn the wonders of fellatio by watching it on screen comes true predictably. Though the stag is promoted ahead of time as being truly raunchy, it is generic, straight-ahead sex and just as boring as the live action.
A new couple pops into Ron's place and turns out to be the owner and his girl -Ron is essentially subletting. They express disgust at the goings-on, head to a bedroom and have their own boring sex scene. Film ends, and this ain't no spoiler, with the cops showing up with a search warrant (sort of -no budget provided for them so we're talked through it) to bust the foursome for showing the stag movie. The new couple left and we are left to infer that they're a couple of finks.
Apart from the Neri wannabe, this is an unattractive cast in a nothing film. Only thing I enjoyed was a fairly interesting guitar score, which at times prefigured the ethereal approach favored by more recent jazz artist John Scofield. Overall this sloppy film has the fink couple's dialog way out of synch, and one brief scene is shown upside down by mistake, probably due to an inside/out piece of film spliced incorrectly.
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- lor_
- Nov 2, 2010
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