- [Banjo and Kazooie meet the Aliens for the first time]
- Alph: Greetings Feeble Earthling!
- Banjo: Wow real live Aliens!
- Kazooie: Are any of you by any chance called Elvis?
- Alph: No we are Alph, Beti and Gammo, and we are also in a bit of a fix
- Kazooie: Let me guess: you need to Phone Home!
- Alph: No we have a cell phone for that!
- Kazooie: Frrreedoom!
- [Banjo and Kazooie meet Big Al, a burger stand vender who is sneezing on the burgers!]
- Big Al: Step right up, Big Al serves the finest burgers in Witchyworld!
- Kazooie: Err How on Earth did you ever get a job in catering?
- Big Al: Uhh I'm not sure really, I use to clean out toilets!
- Banjo: Ulp I've suddenly lost my appitite!
- Witchyworld Notice: Whichyworld has been closed due to appauling safety record, once authorities have been bribed we will reopen!
- Mr. Patch: [last line in the game] Uh-oh! Looks like trouble...