- Leonard: It's a good thing we got that transmogrifier workin'.
- Bubba, Billy Ray Jester, Skinny ol' Coot, Fran Doyle, The Turd Minion, Additional Voices: Huhuh -- yeah! Them heels was KILLIN' ME.
- Leonard: [loud fart] JESUS! How the hell's a man supposed to take a dump in zee-row gravity?
- Leonard: [outside Wako] If there's anything I hate worse than BIBLE-THUMPERS, it's SATAN WORSHIPERS!
- ATF Agent: This is the ATF! Come out with your hands up and your bibles down!