All About the Benjamins (2002)
Mike Epps: Reggie
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Quotes
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[making fun of a thug's hair]
Reggie : You'll never find, DUM DUM DUM, a hairline like mine!
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Mr. Sheldon : Reggie, how many times do I have to tell you to open the potato chips after you pay for them?
[imitating Mr. Sheldon]
Reggie : Well, you're gonna' have to tell me that all the time, 'cause I like potato chips.
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Reggie : Yo' hairline goes way back. I bet if you was in the Army you have to salute like this, YES SIR!
[salutes all the way to the back of his head]
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Reggie : You don't have a forehead... you have a five-head.
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Mr. Sheldon : $7.50.
Reggie : [mocking] Seven fitty. Yo, it's fifty, not "seven fitty."
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Reggie : I got chased by a motherfuckin' Mexican and a big white bitch today. Looking like a project power ranger, chasing me all over this place.
Gina : What are you talking about, Reggie?
Reggie : There was some kind of diamond heist near the beach today, right? Bucum, chasing me. I'm running. I accidentally hid in the back of the damn crooks' van.
Gina : A diamond heist, Reggie?
Reggie : Then they tried to kill me.
Gina : So, what happened after that? How did you escape?
Reggie : How did I escape? You know how I escaped. I fought my way up out of there.
[wildly hitting at the air]
Reggie : I hit about five dudes, knocked about three bitches down. You know I don't play, Gina.
Gina : Baby, you can't fight.
Reggie : Who can't fight? I was knockin'. I hit this one dude. He ran up on me. I was like, "Mmm!"
[wildly hitting at the air]
Reggie : He hit me in the head twice. And I did... Look. And I grabbed. And then he hit me one more time. You can't tell me. See, I'm nervous and paranoid, man.
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Ursula : Do you know what he'll do when he finds out we fucked up a $20 million deal?
Reggie : [hidden in the back of a van, whispers] $20 million?
Julian Ramose : No, I have no idea what he's going to do, darling. I'm not the one who's fucking him!
