How High (2001)

Redman: Jamal King

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Quotes 

• Jamal : How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!

• Jamal : I'm a ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost.

• [after Harvard is described to them] 

  Silas : Shit, I'll fucks witcha!

  Jamal : Shit, I'll fucks witcha, too!

  Huntley : And that's a good thing?

  Jamal : Yes. That's a "yes"!

  Huntley : Then we'll 'fox' with each other.

• Silas : This class is fucking boring I'm out of here.

  Dean Carl Cain : Uh, excuse me did I hear you say something?

  Silas : With all do respect sir, suck my dick.

  Jeffery : No sir, I'm not saying anything. It's... it's these guys.

  Silas : You're an asshole.

  Dean Carl Cain : Did you just call me an asshole?

  Jamal : No I said idiot.

  Dean Carl Cain : An idiot.

  Jeffery : No sir, no sir, I...

  Dean Carl Cain : What did you say?

  Jeffery : I said that this school has nice halls.

  Dean Carl Cain : This is not funny.

  Silas : You couldn't teach your way out of kindergarten class, dean.

  Dean Carl Cain : I think we had enough interruptions for today. I think you should leave.

  Jeffery : Sir...

  [gets ready to walk out of the class] 

  Silas : This would have never happened if I were black.

  [class laughs] 

• Bart : I'm the captian of the crew team, Jermaine.

  Jamal : The name's JAMAL, and I'll FUCK yo' crew up! Who are dey?

• Amir : I remain here solely for the purpose of hooking up with Harvard women. Short ones, tall ones, skinny ones, chunky ones...

  Jamal : Man, I love me a fat chick, man. More cushin' for the pushin'!

• Silas : So, you trying to get something to bring your nerves down too, huh?

  Jamal : Yeah. I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?

  Silas : Right.

  Jamal and Silas : Right...

• Silas : Those look like they're still in high school, yo.

  Jamal : If there's grass on the infield, play ball!

• Jamal : You see, the system is geared to put most of the wealth into the hands of a few.

  Jamal : Fo shou!

  Jeffery : Fo shou...

  Silas : Oh you don't know shit, I'ma learn you though, I'ma learn you.

• Bart : [Jamal is rowing pathetically]  What are you doing, Hip-hop hooray? Paddle! Paddle like a man, shoot the J, get jiggy with it... somethin'!

  Mamma King : [Mamma King appears in the sky]  Jamal! What is ya ass doin' rowin' a boat? You're supposed to be in class.

  Bart : Who the hell is that woman in the sky?

  Jamal : I don't know.

  Mamma King : What's the matter, you've been smokin' too much ganja, huh?

  Spectator : [noticing her]  It's so huge!

  Mamma King : Well, I guess you might as well come back home and live with me!

  Jamal : [Throws his hands up and stops rowing]  OH HELL NO! Shit.

  Mamma King : Did you curse at me?

  Jamal : [Jamal starts paddling as hard as he can] 

  [to Bart] 

  Jamal : Row, motherfucker, ROW!