The Good Girl (2002)

Zooey Deschanel: Cheryl

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• Cheryl : And fuck you very much.

  Shopper : What?

  Cheryl : Thank you very much.

• Cheryl : Attention, shoppers. There's a Retail Rodeo special on aisle 3. Liquid Drain Cleaner, 2 12-ounce cans for $5.00. Liquid Drain Cleaner has churning power and it will churn right through your pipes. Ladies, you need female plumbing. Shove something clean and new up your filthy pipes. That's Liquid Drain Cleaner on aisle 3. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Retail Rodeo.

• Cheryl : Sit right down here, ma'am. We're going to make you pretty. Now how do you like your hair?

  Big Haired Woman : What? Are you going to do my hair?

  Cheryl : No, I just need to know if that's your usual way of wearing it, all big and high. If it is, I'll just put more makeup on your chin to offset it. You're going to want to take a whole bottle of this home with you. It's got quite a lot of ingredients in it, so you're getting a good deal. It's got ginkgo extract in it. Do you know what that is?

  Big Haired Woman : No.

  Cheryl : It's extract of the ginkgo, and it makes your skin real slick so that any liquid will roll right off you, be it water, or lemon juice, or urine. I'll put it in a bag for you.

• Old Woman : I look too white, don't you think?

  Cheryl : Not at all. I'm just trying to match your face with your hair. I was thinking you're not white enough.

  Old Woman : I think I look kind of weird.

  Cheryl : The first rule of fashion is you have to look weird. What I'm doing has come straight here from France.

  Old Woman : Oh?

  Cheryl : It's called Cirque du Face, meaning "Circus of the Face", and it's all the rage with the Frenchies, ma'am.

  Old Woman : Well, you're the professional.

• Cheryl : [after Jack, the store manager plays a song in memory of Holden]  I thought we're gonna get a day to grieve and go to the movies.

• Cheryl : You didn't bring this into the store with you?

  Heavy Set Woman : No.

  Cheryl : Then I'll go ahead and charge you for it. This is a hand lotion, so don't put it on any other part of your body, even if that part needs lubrication. We try to keep frivolous lawsuits to a minimum, unless, of course, the customer is at fault.

• Cheryl : Happy Halloween, Retail Rodeo shoppers. There's a Retail Rodeo special on all bulk candy on aisle 4. Ghouls and goblins, witches and warlocks, wandering these aisles day after day, I put a Halloween curse on your hellish heads.