The Good Girl (2002)

Mike White: Corny

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• Corny : It's a church. You can't make water without bumping your nut on a bible.

• Gwen Jackson : Happy Halloween, Corny!

  Corny : Oh... I'm not a pagan, but thanks all the same.

• Corny : You got any interest in reading the Bible?

  Justine : I have my own, you know, beliefs.

  Corny : Well, we don't preach fire and brimstone. 10 Commandments, gotta live by those. Other than the usual ways, we're not interested in scaring people. We're about loving Jesus.

  Justine : Mm-hmm. Yeah, I kind of like my nights to myself.

  Corny : Well, maybe you'll have night after night of eternal hellfire all to yourself. Just kidding you. Drive safe. Bye-bye.