Greg the Bunny (2002–2004)

Eugene Levy: Gil Bender

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Quotes 

• Warren : I don't want to sing this song with Dottie! I don't want to sing this song with Blah! I want to sing it all by myself! Me, me, me, me, ME!

  Gil : Warren, that's not the message we're trying to convey with the Sharing Song.

• Gil : I need you to be quiet, Tardy!

  Tardy : Okay, Gil. I am singing the Quiet Song, the Quiet Song, the Quiet Song...

• Gil : When I'm out for blood, I never let sex get in the way.

  Susan the Monster : That's funny, for me it's just the other way around.

• Gil : Tardy, how do you feel about Alison?

  Tardy : I love Alison!

  Alison Kaiser : Tardy, how do you feel about ashtrays?

  Tardy : ...I love ashtrays!

• [Gil drops by Jimmy's apartment unexpectedly] 

  Gil : Hey there son...

  Jimmy : [surprised]  What're you doing here?

  Gil : Something I should have done a long time ago!

  [Gil wraps his arms around Jimmy and gives his son a big hug] 

  Jimmy : What? Molest me?

• Alison Kaiser : Gil, none of the women were invited to the paintball game, and we'd like to know why.

  Gil : Well, darn it, so would I!

  Alison Kaiser : You organized the game.

  Gil : I'm not sure that's true... Uh, Doris, would you find out who organized the paintball game and why the ladies weren't invited?

  Dottie : You're talking into a humidor.

  Gil : Doris, what happened to my intercom?

  Dottie : There IS no Doris!

  Gil : Uh... Edna! Would you find out what happened to Doris?

• Gil : Ok, um, Beetlejuice, get on the set, please.

  Greg the Bunny : Fine. And by the way, it's Bizzlebub... I think. And don't you say that name two more times.

• Warren : [strangling a child who commented "The monkey looks fat" at a test screening] 

  [yells] 

  Warren : I am *not* fat, you stupid, little twit!

  Gil : Warren, Warren, let her go!