Dirty Deeds (2002)

John Goodman: Tony Testano

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• Sal : [on flight to Australia]  Yeah, so, w-what language they speakin' over there?

  Tony : Jus' regular.

  Sal : You mean, like, American?

  Tony : Yeah, regular.

  Sal : Is this country's on the other side o' the world they speak the same as us, they, they look the same as us? They don' look like Mexicans or nothin' , do they?

  Tony : I got no idea.

• Sal : [inspecting TV set in an Australian hotel]  You think you can get a color set?

  Bell Boy : They only come in black 'n white, sorry.

  Sal : You're kiddin' me?

  Tony : [handing over a banknote]  Here you go, chief.

  Bell Boy : What's that for?

  Tony : It's a tip.

  Bell Boy : Oh, righty-o. Ta.

  Tony : [mockingly, as Bell Boy exits]  Ta.

  Sal : Taaah. Feel like we're... visitin'... hillbillies, here.