Scrubs (2001–2010)

Cathy Herd: Mrs. Wheeler

Quotes 

• J.D. : [internal]  I think childbirth has been way too romanticized.

  [cut to a 1950s era informational film with JD and the soon-to-be parents] 

  J.D. : You'll fart, poop, pee, and scream, all in front of ten complete strangers, all of whom are staring intently at your vagina, which, by the way, has an 80 per cent chance of tearing.

  Pregnant Wife : [to her husband]  You do it.