Spider-Man 2: Enter Electro (2001 Video Game)

Rino Romano: Spider-Man, Palooka

Quotes 

• Spider-Man : The Beetle! What do you have to do with this?

  The Beetle : Times change, Spiderman. I do what I have to.

  [zaps Spidey] 

  The Beetle : Some other time, Spider jerk!

• Spider-Man : As Edison said when he discovered electricity, ow!

• [Spider-Man gets to the top of the museum exhibit wall and climbs over the railing to the upper level platform] 

  Spider-Man : Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our tour of the Ages of Man. Next, the Pounding of Electro exhibit!

• Electro : This is only the smallest fraction of my power!

  [Electro fires an electric blast at a machine on the ceiling to turn it on and the machine fires four purple lasers down at the floor] 

  Spider-Man : Lasers? This exhibit comes with space ships AND death rays! Fantastic!

• Electro : Not so fast, bug! For tonight, you're not the only one who gets squashed.

  Spider-Man : This is a new low, even for you, Electro. I'm the one you want!

  Electro : Fool! This was never about you, this was about power!

• [as robots fly ahead to attack him] 

  Spider-Man : You know, I wonder if Captain America has to put up with this.

• [Spider-Man drops into a laboratory from an air vent and looks around and the damages] 

  Spider-Man : Wow. Maybe this wasn't the Lizard. This amount of damage would do the Hulk proud.

  [Spider-Man walks ahead and looks around the room] 

  Spider-Man : Come on, Doc. Give me a sign here. Let me know you're okay.

  [Spider-Man's spider-sense goes off and he leaps into another room as the Lizard bursts through a shut door to attack him, then Spider-Man turns to face the Lizard] 

  Spider-Man : RELAX!

  [Spider-Man fires a web at a button on the wall and the doors slide shut before the Lizard can approach him] 

• [as the Lizard chases after him] 

  Spider-Man : Why couldn't the Doc experiment with bunny D.N.A. instead? HAD to be a lizard's!

• [while fighting robotic samurai warriors with red eyes] 

  Spider-Man : Sorry, but I must honorably decline this beating!

• [while fighting robotic samurai warriors with red eyes] 

  Spider-Man : Wait a second. Did any of you guys know Iron Man?

• [while fighting robotic samurai warriors with red eyes] 

  Spider-Man : These samurai are suffering from red, itchy, swollen eyes!

• [while fighting robotic samurai warriors with red eyes] 

  Spider-Man : The strong, silent type, huh? I bet the ladies love you guys!

• [after destroying four generators on Electro's tower] 

  Spider-Man : There! Try recharging now, Sparky!

• [Spider-Man steps on an electrified mine and is knocked to the ground] 

  Spider-Man : Note to self: avoid electrified mines!

• [Hyper-Electro stands before Spider-Man and attacks him with a staff made out of a lightning bolt] 

  Spider-Man : A lightning staff?

• [Hyper-Electro is hit by Spider-Man's impact webbing and Hyper-Electro flickers] 

  Spider-Man : He's flickering! Maybe I've damaged the device!

• [after defeating Hyper-Electro, Electro's Bio-Nexus device is destroyed and Electro falls unconscious to the ground in his normal form] 

  Spider-Man : This goes to show that good wins because - evil is dumb!

• [while fighting Hyper-Electro] 

  Spider-Man : First I have to disable the capacitors along the sides - if Electro doesn't flash-fry me first!

• [Spider-Man notices the Daily Bugle headline that credits Thor with defeating Electro] 

  Spider-Man : What the? Now what's *this* all about?

  [Spider-Man crumples the paper in his hands and shakes his head] 

  Spider-Man : Ugh. I need a new agent.

• [Spider-Man enters the Danger Room and finds Rogue and Professor X waiting for him] 

  Spider-Man : Whoa! This looks interesting.

  Rogue : This is to practice your zip-line ability, Spider-Man. These are the only places you may touch. If you touch anywhere else, you fail.

  Spider-Man : All or nothing, huh, lady? All right. I'll give it a whirl.

  Rogue : Oh, yeah. You can't web-swing either for this one.

  Spider-Man : Trying to make this easy, eh? Stand back, people! Be back in a jiff!

  Professor X : Remember, Spider-Man, you can only touch the green areas.

  Spider-Man : Green, right! Got it!

• [after Beast leaps down onto a rooftop, Spider-Man runs over and stands in front of him] 

  Spider-Man : Beast. What's got you bounding about? Not a Sentinel attack, I hope.

  Beast : Greetings, my web-slinging compatriot. I noticed perchance your diurnal patrol and thought I would provide you with information of a practical and necessary nature.

  Spider-Man : Thanks for the show of interest, Beast. But I've been doing this for a while now. I think I'm okay.

  Beast : Indeed. We shall see. Would you mind telling me what this is?

  [Spider-Man's Spider-Compass appears on the screen] 

  Spider-Man : That's my trusty Spider-Compass. It shows me where to go when I'm out and about.

  Beast : Hmm. I do believe you are correct, sir. Since you're so smart, why don't you try following me?

  [Beast leaps away and Spider-Man follows after him] 

• [after Spider-Man runs through a question mark icon, Beast drops down onto a rooftop and crouches next to Spider-Man] 

  Beast : Pretty good, web-head. Now I've seen these all over the city.

  [a blue spider-shaped Webbing icon appears on the screen] 

  Spider-Man : This gives me more webbing.

• [Spider-Man and Beast see a Henchman nearby] 

  Beast : This guy looks like trouble. How do you think we should deal with him?

  Spider-Man : Using square and circle, I can punch and kick. And pressing triangle, I can shoot my web.

• [Spider-Man lands on the roof of the Fantastic Four's headquarters, the Baxter Building] 

  Spider-Man : I wonder if they rent or own.

• [after Spider-Man defeats a Henchman, Beast appears] 

  Beast : Superior performance, Spider-Man. Hmm. I'll wage you could use one of *these*?

  [Spider-Man notices a white spider-shaped Health icon nearby] 

  Spider-Man : One of these will give me more health.

• [Spider-Man enters the Danger Room for the first time and finds Professor X waiting for him] 

  Professor X : Well, Spider-Man, I see you have decided to take advantage of Beast's offer to train in our state of the art Danger Room. This exercise will test one of your greatest abilities, web-swinging. To complete this mission, you need to turn all of the green areas blue by landing on them or walking over them. Be careful, though. Do not touch the red areas or you will fail the mission.

  Spider-Man : Okay, Prof. This should be a piece of cake. I was born for this sort of thing.

• [Spider-Man enters the Danger Room and finds Professor X waiting for him] 

  Professor X : This mission utilizes another of your web abilities, the web yank. You can pull both enemies and some objects by pressing down at the same time you press the web button. You can yank to the side by pressing diagonally down to the left or right and the web button to yank in those directions. Follow my instructions and make your attempt.

  Spider-Man : Sounds easy enough. You going to do that talking-in-my-head thing? Ew! It's so creepy!

  Professor X : I intend to do just that, Spider-Man.

  Spider-Man : O-kay, then.

• [Spider-Man enters the Danger Room and finds Professor X and Rogue waiting for him] 

  Professor X : In this mission, Spider-Man, you will practice using your L2 targeting feature. When there are multiple targets on screen, you can easily cycle through them by pressing the L2 button repeatedly. When you have your target, press up and the web button to fire impact webbing at it.

  Rogue : Hit *only* the green targets. You'll fail the mission if you hit the red ones.

  Spider-Man : Simple enough. Do I get a prize for this? I could use a stuffed rabbit for my girl.

• [Spider-Man enters the Danger Room and finds Professor X and Rogue waiting for him] 

  Professor X : This mission tests your L1 aiming abilities. You must make it to the top of the tower without touching the black area.

  [Rogue flies up and shows where each target is up the tower] 

  Professor X : Use your L1 targeting button to aim and then R2 to swing to the target.

  Spider-Man : Ah. This will come in handy for rescuing cats out of trees.

• [while fighting the Shocker] 

  Spider-Man : No, you *can't* have my lunch money!

• [while fighting flying robot drones] 

  Spider-Man : Look, if you let me go now, I promise I'll come back and play tomorrow!

• [Spider-Man falls and lands on the floor in a construction site] 

  Spider-Man : Just my luck. A construction site.

  [Spider-Man notices a water valve on a nearby wall] 

  Spider-Man : Hey. Wait a minute. Sandman is vulnerable to water and that looks like a water pump! If I can get the pressure high enough, maybe I can make mud pies out of little friend here!

• [Spider-Man fires a web at a water valve to turn it on and nothing happens] 

  Spider-Man : No more pressure!

• [Sandman turns into sand and goes down a sewer grate in defeat] 

  Spider-Man : Nighty-night, Sandman!

  [Spider-Man looks at a broken window and notices guards inside the laboratory] 

  Spider-Man : Looks like security's made it to the lab. Think I got what I needed anyway.

  [Spider-Man crawls away on a wall and then stops] 

  Spider-Man : Huh? You've got to be kidding me!

  [Spider-Man stands at a newspaper stand and sees a headline of the Zeus's Tear gem display at the museum] 

  Spider-Man : Oh, great. Just great. Well, I can hope that Electro can't read, but I guess he could have someone do that for him. Hope I'm not too late getting to that museum. What do I do about the doctor, though? Electro probably needs her to show him how the device works, so she should be safe for now.

  [Spider-Man runs off and then swings high over the city on a web-rope] 

  Spider-Man : Let's hope Electro is as dim as he looks!

• [Spider-Man crawls up a wall of the museum and a nearby TV set explodes] 

  Spider-Man : Explosions! Now in Activision!

• [Hammerhead charges head-first at Spider-Man, but Spider-Man dodges and Hammerhead hits the wall instead] 

  Spider-Man : Be careful of those walls!

• [as Spider-Man stands on the roof of a tall building] 

  Spider-Man : I can see my house from here!