Trailer Park Boys (2001–2018)
Mike Smith: Bubbles, Donny
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Quotes
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Ricky : [to Randy] Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit.
Randy : Does anyone else want anything while I'm down there?
Julian : [pronouncing Jalapeño correctly] Yeah, pick me up a bag of Jalapeño chips.
Ricky : Jalapeño? What flavor is that?
Julian : Ricky, the J is silent. You're saying it wrong.
Bubbles : The J is like an H, Ricky. "Hal-a-peeno", not "ja-lap-ano".
Ricky : [confused] What in the fuck are you guys talking about?
Bubbles : "Hal-a-peeno". That's how you pronounce it.
Ricky : I know how to pronounce it! I ordered fuckin' ja-lap-ano!
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Ricky : You know, your thoughts might be better than mine but I have thoughts going around in my head too about different thinkings and brain things that you can use... and doing different things... and I think I know what's best for my daughter. So fuck off and let me fix the brakes for my daughter and then I'll help you with the hash. You guys don't always know what's best. My fuckin' thoughts have feelings of their own too sometimes.
Bubbles : Ricky, what are you talking about?
Ricky : I don't know, Bubbles. I don't know.
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Ricky : I'd say we got about a ten per cent chance of gettin' out of this one boys.
Officer George Green : [from out the window] Attention, this is the police. Come out with your hands up...
Ricky : Is that George Green?
Bubbles : That's definitely George Green.
Ricky : Wicked. Okay, forget what I said, our chances just went up to about ninety five per cent.
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Bubbles : [when asked if his rocket can fly] Can it fly? Does the Tin Man have a sheet-metal cock?
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Ricky : Boys, what the fuck is up with me getting shot with three darts, and it didn't even affect me? I must be like a superhero or something.
Julian : Maybe you've got so much dope in your system, you're immune, Rick.
Bubbles : Well, if that's the case, then Julian, he is like a superhero. Holy fuck, Ricky, you know who you are? You're Dope-Man! He can smoke a pound in a single bound.
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Ricky : [Hallucinating while peeing against the side of a building] Telling me to fuck myself? No you fuck off you little fuck!
Julian : Rick, who the hell are you talking to?
Ricky : Fucking squirrel on my shoulder just told me to fuck off!
Bubbles : Ricky, you're hallucinating!
Julian : Listen, get a hold of yourself Ricky... Ricky you just pissed on me!
Ricky : Well you pulled me away!
Julian : Listen, pretend you're on mushrooms, alright? Just go with it.
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Bubbles : Here's what I know, Rick. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, you own it. If it doesn't, you don't own it. And if it doesn't you're an asshole, just like you.
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Bubbles : COCKSUCKERS.
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[Phil Collins keeps burping all over everyone]
Bubbles : There's onion ring fragments on me, get 'em off!
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Bubbles : Have a nice day, and go fuck yourself.
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[His speech to become trailer park supervisor, after the boys slip some magic mushrooms into his hot dog]
Sam Losco : Now, my number one priority is to clean up the criminal activity in this park, and those responsible for it. And you know who I'm talking about.
Ricky : Why don't you go fuck yourself, you fucking dick? You're not even from this park.
Sam Losco : I'm just getting started, boy. You just wait.
Ricky : Yeah we'll see about that, you dick.
Sam Losco : Now I plan on working hand in hand with the poli- with the people of this park, and the police... departure, we're...
Sam Losco : [He suddenly stops and stares into space] This is fucked up... uhh... I'll look at Ricky's ass, after you... no. You get that lawnmower...
Ricky : You're on fucking drugs!
Bubbles : Sam's on drugs everybody!
J-Roc : [making a turntable motion in the air] Nobody can understand what you're brrrrrrzzzzzss-sayin'!
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Bubbles : I'd like to see that Red Blue Green cocksucker put one of those together, duct-tapin' it.
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[Cory and Trevor are visibly aroused at a strip club]
Danny : [In the background] FUCK OFF WITH THE FUCKING ERECTIONS!
Bubbles : [Later] Fuckin' way she goes and erections ruined the whole fucking night.
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[Lahey and Randy show up to shut down the concert]
Bubbles : Hey guys, Captain Arsehole and Wonderboy are coming.
