Trailer Park Boys (2001–2018)

Michael Jackson: Trevor, Hardware Dummy #1, Pisser

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Quotes 

• Ricky : Knock, Knock, Trevor.

  Trevor : I'm not gonna say, "Who's there?", man.

  Ricky : You just did, you fucking idiot!

  [tears off his pants] 

• Trevor : We're not stupid Julian.

  Julian : Yes you are stupid, that's why I have to tell you this.

• [Outside a club] 

  Julian : There's no male dancers in there, right?

  Trevor : No, that's every second Tuesday and Thursday.

• Ricky : You guys are bleeding, you're not getting in my fuckin car.

  Bubbles : Oh, for fuck-sakes.

  [grabs bag of chips out of Ricky's hand, rips it open and and covers Trevor's wounds with it] 

  Trevor : Ow, Bubbles, those are salt and vinegar!