Trailer Park Boys (2001–2018)

Conky: Self

Quotes 

• Conky : Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used, Patrick Swayze.

  Julian : That's not funny, Bubbles.

  Conky : [singing]  Ohhh my Julian, my handsome Julian Patrick Swayze you were so fuckin' sexy in Road House and fuckin' Dirty Dancing.

  [Julian raises his gun and shoots Conky in the face] 

• Conky : [to Julian after he pulls the gun out of Ricky's hand]  Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used... Patrick... Swayze.