Friday After Next (2002)

Rickey Smiley: Santa Claus

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• Santa Claus : Gimme that watch!

  [Elroy's Rolex] 

  Uncle Elroy : Oh, no. Not the Roley!

  Santa Claus : Now it's a Stoley. Gimme the watch! Looking like a Mississippi pimp. Bitch better have my sweet potatoes. Ho, ho, ho, Top Flight Security. Merry christmas motherfucker!

• Craig Jones : [walks into kitchen to discover Burglar dressed as Santa Claus eating a sandwich] 

  Craig Jones : What the hell you doing in my house; eating a big ass sandwich and shit?

  Santa Claus : Nigga, I'm Santa Claus; where the FUCK the milk and cookies?

• Santa Claus : You remind me of them old players that hang out in the clubs wit da young girls.

  Uncle Elroy : You know, you remind me of a young nigga that's fuckin' with the wrong old nigga!

• Santa Claus : [taking Day Day's baby picture]  That's a ugly-ass baby. Eyes cocked like a pistol.

• Santa Claus : [robbing Craig and Day-Day's refrigerator]  Damn, these niggas are broke. Got no Christmas ham in here...

• Craig Jones : [getting robbed]  I ain't got nothin' but twenty funky-ass dollars.

  Santa Claus : Oughta shoot yo broke ass.