Conan O'Brien: Self

Quotes 

• Conan O'Brien : Hi there. Welcome to "Late Night". I'm Conan O'Brien. What's your name?

  [Conan pauses long enough for the rider to say his or her name] 

  Conan O'Brien : Wow! I have an aunt-slash-uncle with that very same name! Where are you from?

  [Conan pauses long enough for the rider to answer] 

  Conan O'Brien : Wow! That's where *I* come from! That place that you just said.

• [last lines] 

  Conan O'Brien : Don't forget to buy $10,000 worth of useless crap here at NBC Experience. Bye!