- Conan O'Brien: Hi there. Welcome to "Late Night". I'm Conan O'Brien. What's your name?
- [Conan pauses long enough for the rider to say his or her name]
- Conan O'Brien: Wow! I have an aunt-slash-uncle with that very same name! Where are you from?
- [Conan pauses long enough for the rider to answer]
- Conan O'Brien: Wow! That's where *I* come from! That place that you just said.
- [last lines]
- Conan O'Brien: Don't forget to buy $10,000 worth of useless crap here at NBC Experience. Bye!