Afterlife (1996 Video Game)

Milton James: Jasper Wormsworth

Quotes 

• [pointing to what Aria said would be 'Karma Track'] 

  Jasper Wormsworth : I'm sorry, but I don't see any Karma Track... all I see are several cheesily-cycling blue squares.

• Jasper Wormsworth : Oh well, c'est la vie.

  Aria Goodhalo : Don't you mean: c'est la apres vie?

• Aria Goodhalo : Why, Wormy, you were positively helpful!

  Jasper Wormsworth : My dear, "helpful" is my middle name.

  Aria Goodhalo : I thought it was Herbert?

• [your advisors are explaining how to allow souls to reincarnate] 

  Aria Goodhalo : The way to get souls to the Karma Portals is with Karma Vehicles, which run on Karma Track and are dispatched from Karma Stations.

  Jasper Wormsworth : Well... *that* sure clears everything up.

• Aria Goodhalo : Heaven's pretty little ports can't keep up with all the pretty little SOULs that want to cross the pretty little rivers. Why don't you build them a new pretty little port?

  Jasper Wormsworth : If I wasn't already dead, I'd get out a pretty little gun and shoot myself.