- [in "Why Study Industrial Arts?"]
- Joel Robinson: You know, it's fun to have an idea.
- Mike Nelson: There, wasn't that fun?
- [in "Why Study Industrial Arts?"]
- Joel Robinson: You know, I like the feel of a board moving moving slowly against the cutter...
- Mike Nelson: Then I thrust the nail into the soft, yielding wood.
- Joel Robinson: I like the smell of fresh wood chips and saw dust...
- Crow T. Robot: I put them in my underwear... uh, oh.
- Joel Robinson: The bright glare of a welder...
- Tom Servo: I like to sneak in and lay on the table saw.
- Joel Robinson: The sharp whine of a power tool...
- Mike Nelson: The piercing scream of a freshman.
- Joel Robinson: Or the dull tap-tap of tools on leather.
- Tom Servo: Tap, tap tap, I keep Popular Mechanix under my mattress! Ha ha ha!
- Joel Robinson: A saw...
- Crow T. Robot: Building a chafe with no pants... uh, oh.
- Joel Robinson: A wrench...
- Mike Nelson: Let it go, man! Shop class was a long time ago. It's *over*!
- Joel Robinson: A plane...
- Tom Servo: These tools are my friends!
- Joel Robinson: Or a chisel.
- Crow T. Robot: What about *girls*, young man, *girls*?
- Tom Servo: Nope. Chisels.