The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner (2001 TV Special)

Cedric The Entertainer: Self

Quotes 

• Cedric the Entertainer : All right. 'Sup. It's good to be here at the Republican National Convention. This a trip. I ain't been around this many old, white folks since... This it. This the first time I've been around this many old-ass white folks. This the first time right here. This is just good.

  Cedric the Entertainer : Hef - you the oldest. Right on, brother. My man, Hugh Hefner, how you doing, brother?

  Hugh M. Hefner : Very well.

  Cedric the Entertainer : Cool, that's cool. I know you doing your thing, you know. Ladies, y'all looking nice, looking beautiful. How you doing?

  [to Hefner] 

  Cedric the Entertainer : Just trying to get me some in, you know what I'm saying? Share the wealth.

  Cedric the Entertainer : My real reason for being here is, uh, I just wanted to get invited to the Mansion. I've never been to the Mansion. That's why I came tonight.

  Cedric the Entertainer : So, Hef, invite me to the Mansion. I'm gonna come up there and kick it with you, you know? I'm ready. That's the whole thing. We gonna set it off. All I'm saying is, you know, let's do this.

  [Strips off his tuxedo to reveal white pajamas] 

  Cedric the Entertainer : So let's just the party off, whenever you're ready, Hef...