The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner (2001 TV Special)

Alan King: Self - Abbot of the Friars Club

Quotes 

• Alan King : Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Friars have an age-old motto: We only roast the ones we love. Tonight we give lie to that bullshit. Hugh Hefner likes to be called "Hef", but in Hebrew spelled backwards, it's "Feh!" This pipe-puffing, pajama-wearing, perennial, perpetual, perverted, pornographic purveyor, puss-loving playboy...

  Hugh M. Hefner : That's a lot of p's...

  Alan King : A man who made jerking-off a national pass time. A man who thinks the Early-bird Special is eating pussy before six o'clock. As Abbot I hope I have set the tone for the evening to follow. And now I would like to introduce our roastmaster. So here's the man who does those wonderful segments on FOX NFL pre-game show, the star of Comedy Central's "The Man Show", welcome Jimmy Kimmel...