The Ronn Lucas Show (1990– )
Ronn Lucas: 1026 Srs H, Air Sick Bag, Buffalo Billy, Chuck, FDP1, FDP2, FDP2A, Ronn, Scorch, Tilly
Quotes
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[Ronn and Scorch are sitting at the bar, with a paper bag next to them]
Ronn : [Looking in the bag] You know, I've got some really nice cakes, here. All we need is something to wash them down with.
[the lights dim, and a strange laugh can be heard]
Scorch : [Looking around] Er, Ronn, you forgot to put 10p in the meter!
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[Dracula has just been lowered from the ceiling]
'Dracula' : I hate to say this...
Scorch : But you're going to say it anyway!
'Dracula' : But I just, *dropped* in!
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Scorch : [indicating the bag] What I think you should do, is give him one of these special, pieces of bun, here. You see what I'm looking at?
Ronn : O, yes. Hey, Count, how would you like something to eat, like a *hot* cross bun!
[Ronn pulls a hot cross bun from the bag and holds it towards the 'Count', who recoils in fear]
'Dracula' : Argh! The old hot on the cross bun trick!
Ronn : Shall I give it to him? Shall I give it to him?
Scorch : Give it to him!
Ronn : Here, Count!
[Ronn throws the hot cross bun at the Count, who vanishes in a cloud of smoke, leaving a pile of dust on the bar]
Scorch : [Looking around] Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
Ronn : I don't know. There's nothing but a little pile of dust here.
[Ronn blows at the dust]
'Dracula' : [Distant] Ow!
Scorch : Peter? I'm sorry!
'Dracula' : [Distant] It's alright, I'll get myself together later!