Barbershop (2002)

Ice Cube: Calvin Palmer

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Quotes 

• Terri : Who drank my goddamn apple juice?

  Calvin : Whoa! Terri, stop cussing. This ain't Def Comedy Jam!

• Calvin : Ray! I told you to stop coming in here soliciting. Are you retarded or something?

  Ray-Ray : No.

  Calvin : Are you stupid, simple, or slow; which one?

• Jimmy : Let me tell you somethin'... you will *never* own a Black barbershop!

  Isaac : I will if I want to.

  Terri : If Tony Roma can make ribs better than Black people, Isaac can own a Black barbershop...

  Calvin : Wait a minute..."ribs better than Black people?"

  Jimmy : Tony Roma boils his ribs! That is *not* authentic!

  Dinka : Tony Roma is delicious! I don't see White or Black... I just see red sauce on everyt'ing!

• Calvin : You see that? That right there is Oprah's house.

• Ray-Ray : [Hustling his goods]  DVDs! CDs!

  Calvin : Not today, man...

  Ray-Ray : Got Cristal, MoÎt! Whatever you want, man!

  [DMX impersonation] 

  Ray-Ray : Got dat new DMX, baby!