What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002–2006)
Mindy Cohn: Velma Dinkley, Tourist's Daughter
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Quotes
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Fred 'Freddy' Jones : Du jour, du jour, du jour. I'm learning to talk French.
Velma Dinkley : Badly.
Daphne : Maybe you should start by just going "Oui, oui."
Fred 'Freddy' Jones : I did that before we left the hotel.
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Nancy Chang : And how will these high profile games be affected by the loss of Olympic Bronze Medalist, Chris Klug, under mysterious circumstances?
Bruce Wilkenson : Nancy, I'm sure with a million dollars at stake the other competitors will be hungry for victory.
Fred 'Freddy' Jones : Chris Klug injured?
Velma Dinkley : Mysterious circumstances?
Daphne : One million *dollars*.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers : Hungry?
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Velma Dinkley : Never thought I'd see Scooby-Doo jump the shark.
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Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers : Like, we're staying here? No way. No *way*.
Velma Dinkley : Okay. You and Scooby can stay out here - *next* to the graveyard.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers : Well, since either choice is like Creepsville, I'll choose the one that might have a kitchen.
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Velma Dinkley : Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Daphne : That Maura's hairstyle is all wrong for her face?
Velma Dinkley : That too but no.
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Daphne : Great idea to rent these mopeds Freddy.
Fred 'Freddy' Jones : I'll never forget that guy's face when I said I wanted something that could outrace a chariot.
Velma Dinkley : That's because your Italian meant "outrace a flying hamster".
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Daphne : Eww!
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers : What?
Daphne : You're tracking in that gunk.
Fred 'Freddy' Jones : Isn't that proof there's a real dinosaur?
Daphne : No. Wait just a minute. This stuff is bat guano. It's the basis of many cosmetics.
Velma Dinkley : Another good reason to keep my natural look.
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Daphne : Don't you just love Valentine's Day?
Velma Dinkley : Which part, the rampant commercialism or the pressure to identify oneself in the context of a socially acceptable couple?
Daphne : Both.
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Velma Dinkley : [Velma just got a makeover from the makeover machine of the future] I feel like I got 10 pounds of make-up on, these shoes are too tight and?
[sees herself in the mirror - she is in a tank top, tight pants, high heals, is without her glasses and has her hair done really nice]
Velma Dinkley : Wow, I'm hot!
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Daphne : [disguised as her cousin] I hope this works. The family resemblance is uncanny.
Velma Dinkley : So you look like Danica?
Daphne : Yes, but, so does Uncle Julius when *he's* in heels.
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Velma Dinkley : Wow. I thought you just collected toys.
Harry Noze : No. I am also a most excellent toy maker. Check this out. I call her Crying Carrie.
Daphne : Why do you call her -
[the doll shrieks painfully]
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Fred 'Freddy' Jones : Okay, here's the plan. Shaggy, you and Scooby create a diversion.
Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers : Right.
Fred 'Freddy' Jones : Daphne, you and Velma will jump over to the other side of the roof and get to that control panel.
Velma Dinkley , Daphne : Check.
Baseball Specter : What about me?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones : Well, you're gonna make your way over to the...
[Fred gasps then the Gang screams and runs away]
