The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2001)
Fay Masterson: Betty Armstrong
Quotes
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Ranger Brad : Well again I didn't mean to throw a damper. Believe me that's the last thing I'd like to throw. I don't want to throw anything at all really. But when folks are horribly mutilated, I feel it's my job to tell others. We take our horrible mutilations seriously up in these parts.
Betty Armstrong : I'm sure you do. Honey, the Ranger's just doing his job.
Dr. Paul Armstrong : Of course he is. I'm sorry Ranger Brad. I guess all this talk of horrible mutilation has me on edge.
Ranger Brad : That's all right Dr. Armstrong. This horrible mutilation has a whole lot of people on a whole lot of edges.
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Dr. Paul Armstrong : Dinner was delicious, honey. Keep cooking like that and I won't even be able to move, let alone do science.
Betty Armstrong : That'd suit me fine, Mr. Meteor.
Dr. Paul Armstrong : Ouch, that hurt. Tomorrow let's say you and I go searching for our rocky glowing radioactive friend from space... together.
Betty Armstrong : Paul Armstrong, I do believe there's hope for you yet. Shake on it?
Dr. Paul Armstrong : Why shake when we can touch other things... like lips?
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Skeleton : You must find the atmosphereum.
Animala : Amish Terrarium. Must find Amish terrarium.
Dr. Paul Armstrong : I don't understand. Why does she need an Amish terrarium?
Betty Armstrong : Don't the Amish live in open air, like us?
Dr. Paul Armstrong : Of course, Betty, it's absurd. Putting the Amish in glass cases would be inhumane.
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Betty Armstrong : I hope the owners don't mind their dishes holding a radioactive meteor.
Dr. Paul Armstrong : Don't eat the meteor by mistake, whatever you do.
[they laugh]
Dr. Paul Armstrong : Seriously, we'll clean the dishes before we go.
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Skeleton : [using mind control] Bring the meteor to the skeleton.
Kro-Bar : [using mind control] Bring the atmosphereum to Kro-Bar and Lattis.
Betty Armstrong : I must make a skeleton meatier using a crowbar covered in lettuce.
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Dr. Paul Armstrong : Looks like a perfect day for hunting space rocks, wouldn't you say Betty?
Betty Armstrong : Oh Paul, I'm frightened.
Dr. Paul Armstrong : Wh-what is it darling? What's the matter? Tell me?
Betty Armstrong : I don't know. Nothing I can put my finger on. Not something I can see or touch or feel. But something I can't quite see or touch or feel or put my finger on.
Dr. Paul Armstrong : Oh well. Shall we find that meteor?
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Ranger Brad : Lissen. I don't wanna frighten you folks but a farmer nearby was horribly mutilated, and I thought I should tell other folks, folks like yourselves, so that maybe... just maybe, you wouldn't be horribly mutilated, too.
Betty Armstrong : Well, I've certainly never been horribly mutilated, but I don't wanna start now. Thank you!
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Betty Armstrong : Well, I suppose if I had wanted a safe life, I wouldn't have married a man who studies rocks.
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Betty Armstrong : Wher-where am I? What happened?
Dr. Paul Armstrong : It's alright Betty, you were just doing some very stupid things.
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Betty Armstrong : Paul, you're not well enough. You hardly touched your pudding.
Dr. Paul Armstrong : If I'm wrong about my hunch, Betty, I'll buy you enough pudding to go to the moon and back!
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Betty Armstrong : Moons... teaspoons... that's all gibberish to me I'm afraid.