The Actors (2003)

Dylan Moran: Tom Quirk

Quotes 

• Anthony O'Malley : And we are sad men, awaiting advice from a nine year old girl.

  Tom Quirk : But we're big enough to accept that.

• Jock : What about this actor you were helping?

  [the concealed O'Malley gasps] 

  Jock : What the fuck is that about?

  Tom Quirk : [as Barreller]  He wouldn't know anything. All he knew is that I owed money to somebody. Everybody owes money to someone. Anyway he's a moron. And the Tucker can't act!

  [O'Malley spittakes]