George Lopez (2002–2007)

Masiela Lusha: Carmen Lopez

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Quotes 

• [Carmen enters the kitchen in frustration] 

  Carmen Lopez : Hahhhh.

  George Lopez : Carmen, it's OK, you're beautiful on the inside, they all don't hate you, you'll find something you're good at, there'll be other boys, you probably need some time alone, see you tomorrow morning honey.

  Carmen Lopez : Dad, I went to, like, 15 stores at the mall. Nobody wants to give me a job.

  George Lopez : Since when are you looking for a job?

  Carmen Lopez : Well, I just got my learner's permit so I'm trying to save up for a car.

  George Lopez : My baby's growing up.

  [kisses her head] 

  George Lopez : Seems like just yesterday you were my little girl on the tricycle. Now you're gonna be a young woman in a car, running over a little girl on the tricycle.

• Carmen Lopez : Dad, do we have bubbly water?

  George Lopez : Yeah, it's called beer and you can't have any!

• George Lopez : Carmen, we need to talk. Come on, let's go for a ride.

  Carmen Lopez : [suspiciously]  Am I coming back?

  George Lopez : As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.

• Carmen Lopez : Hey, I'm gonna be a good driver, but I really need my own car.

  George Lopez : Y'know, look, if you really want a car that bad I could help you find a job.

  Carmen Lopez : Really? Where? Please tell me it's the record store, the clothing store. Oh my god, is it a receptionist at a male modeling agency?

  [mockingly] 

  George Lopez : Well, I could make a phone call. Y'know after I stopped modeling, I did keep up my contacts.

  [primping in a mirror] 

  George Lopez : And Travis so owes me.

  Carmen Lopez : Dad.

  [her father in a primping zone] 

  Carmen Lopez : Daaaad.

  George Lopez : Huh?

  Carmen Lopez : Where's the job?

  George Lopez : I'll talk to Mr. Carillo.

  Carmen Lopez : Mr.--No! Not Mr. Carillo! I don't wanna work in some crappy dive folding burritos!

  George Lopez : Hey, I worked there all through high school, OK? You'd be lucky to have a boss like Mr. Carillo.

  Carmen Lopez : What if one of my friends see me working there?

  George Lopez : Hey, it'd be less embarrassing than being a senior and rollerskating to all the parties.

  Carmen Lopez : OK, I'll do it.

• Carmen Lopez : You said we're not allowed to watch TV.

  George Lopez : Well, this is different. This is for Jason's baseball career.

  Carmen Lopez : Well, what if there was something about poetry on TV and I wanted to watch it?

  George Lopez : We watch something about poetry on TV every year. It's called How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

  Carmen Lopez : What?

  George Lopez : It rhymes.

  Jason : I like the dog with the antlers.

  George Lopez : I know. It's classic.

• [George notices Carmen's breasts] 

  Carmen Lopez : Dad, it's just a crop top.

  George Lopez : Yeah, well, the crops are growing too fast.