Pieces of April (2003)

Katie Holmes: April Burns

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• April Burns : I'm the first pancake.

  Evette : What do you mean?

  Eugene : She's the one you're supposed to throw out.

• April Burns : Once, there was this day... this one day when... everyone realized they needed each other.

• April Burns : Please give me my stupid fucking turkey!

• April Burns : [discussing old-fashioned turkey shaped salt and pepper shakers that Bobby bought]  We had these when I was a kid.

  [pause] 

  April Burns : The one time Joy let me hold them she said, "Be careful, they're worth more than you are."

  Bobby : Well, that's terrible.

  April Burns : Next year they were gone.

  Bobby : So, what happened?

  April Burns : A hammer I was holding fell on them.

• Wayne : Do you know that good feeling that often comes from being helpful?

  April Burns : Yes...

  Wayne : I'm not having that feeling here.

• Eugene : You made boxed stuffing?

  April Burns : Yeah. What's wrong with boxed stuffing?

  Evette : Nothing! I'm sure it's a fine brand.

• April Burns : Well, the cranberries were easy. I just had to open the can.

  Eugene : [needing support from his wife]  Evette?

  April Burns : [sensing Eugene's outrage]  What? Oh, come on. Everyone likes it from the can.

  Eugene : No one likes it from the can.

• Tish : There's something I need you to know.

  April Burns : Okay.

  Tish : I never eat anything that has a face.

  April Burns : Oh, don't worry, you won't be eating it, I'll just be using your oven.

  Tish : Yes, but for me, to know that there was once a living, breathing soul...

  April Burns : I'm a vegetarian, I understand.

  Tish : Yes, but I'm a vegan. And even the smell of flesh cooking... I don't think I can help you.

• April Burns : Are you Wayne...? Wayne with the new stove...?