Pieces of April (2003)

Alice Drummond: Grandma Dottie

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Quotes 

• Grandma Dottie : Did someone say, "April?"

  Beth Burns : Yes, Grandma, she's your other granddaughter.

  Grandma Dottie : I know, I thought she was dead.

• [Joy has just rudely requested that Beth stop singing] 

  Joy Burns : I'm sorry, I'm terrible.

  Grandma Dottie : [pause]  Who are you?

  Joy Burns : Don't start with that, you know who I am.

  Grandma Dottie : I know who you say you are, but my daugther is kind, and sweet, and soft-spoken.

  Joy Burns : Not anymore.

  Grandma Dottie : Then I don't know you.

• Joy Burns : The thing about Smack Daddy is...

  Grandma Dottie : Who?

  Joy Burns : Smack Daddy.

  Jim Burns : Have I ever heard of Smack Daddy?

  Timmy Burns : He's a black singer, dad, you wouldn't know him.

  Jim Burns : Oh, no! I never head of, uh, James Brown, or Barry White, or Puffy the Dog...