Subway Monkey Hour (2002 TV Movie)
Tom Green: Self
Quotes
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Tom Green : Pizza... pie... pizza... pie, I like my pizza pie
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[Reading mistranslated English text on a Japanese soda machine]
Tom Green : Why don't you have anything to drink? Choose one making you better feeling!
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Tom Green : Why don't you have anything to drink, choose one making you better feeling.
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Tom Green : Ha, ha. He fell on his bum bum.
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Tom Green : Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto.
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Tom Green : It's not that I don't want to get in the van with the monkey, I do. But what does it accomplish.
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Tom Green : Would you like a "Go Fork Yourself" T-shirt?
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Tom Green : I notice that the police officers here in Tokyo wear cute little uniforms and look like Boy Scouts. Could I buy some cookies? Could you teach me how to make a campfire? I'm freezing, daddy!
Japanese police officer : Oh... no, I don't understand uh... I... I can answer some easy questions... but is uh... too hard for me!
Tom Green : Okay here's an easy question. Daddy, I'm freezing. Can you make me a campfire?
Japanese police officer : uh... campfire?...
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Tom Green : Oh, you sir, he likes bananas! Oh, he's just gettin' his bag.
Old Japanese man on subway : We like quiet.
Tom Green : You like bananas?
Old Japanese man on subway : We like quiet.
Tom Green : Quiet.
Old Japanese man on subway : Quiet, please!
Tom Green : You like potatoes?
Old Japanese man on subway : NO!
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Tom Green : I prefer the Mercedes, I like the leather seats.
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Tom Green : See, Mom? I told you I'd make it. I'm in Tokyo dressed as a fork vomiting.
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Tom Green : I'm from Canada, so I'm not really very smart.
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Tom Green : You guys wanna take a crap in our van we've already had monkeys and chickens do it!... That is the most horrible sentence I've said in my life.
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Tom Green : I'm checkin' out a school boy's ass!
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Tom Green : GODZILLA DOESN'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT FRANCE!
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Tom Green : Welcome back to "Tokyo Subway Irrelevance."
