Half & Half (2002–2006)

Suzy Nakamura: Tina

Quotes 

• Andre Spencer Williams : It's a well known fact: To keep a man, you have to feed a man. Here, I'll prove it to you. Hey, Tina, what the fastest way to a man's heart?

  Tina : Through his chest with a sharp knife. Give me something hard next time.

• Andre Spencer Williams : [while attempting to find a weekend date]  Excuse me. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

  [woman promptly leaves] 

  Tina : Hard to believe you beat out 100 million other sperm.