The Simpsons: Road Rage (2001 Video Game)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Additional Voices
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Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Get in, I've got candy
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Groundskeeper Willy : Eat tractor!
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Krusty the Clown : Oh boy! There's another lawsuit!
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Krusty the Clown : Hey-hey! Get in the car and shut up!
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Homer Simpson : [singing] I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.
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Homer Simpson : Boy, remember what daddy told you about being responsible and showing up for work on time? Well it's all a lie.
Bart Simpson : Homer, that's America to me.
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Homer Simpson : [driving into Mr. Burns' garden to destroy his statues] You'll know my name when we're finished here Burns!
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Abraham Simpson : DMV please! I like to wait in line.
Krusty the Clown : Ugh, I once nailed a groupie there!
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Bart Simpson : Krusty! What's up with Springfield's greatest entertainer?
Krusty the Clown : Plenty, thanks to Viagra!
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Barney : Take me to the Duff Brewery. The happiest place in the world!
[burps]
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Barney : [after hitting someone] Go back to your own planet!
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Krusty the Clown : [after hitting someone] Oh boy, there's another lawsuit!
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Marge : Grandpa, what are you doing outside?
Abraham Simpson : [concerned and obviously confused] I don't know!
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[after running over somebody]
Krusty the Clown : Now that's comedy!
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Homer Simpson : You drive like I think... slowly!
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Groundskeeper Willy : Get ready for some Big Willy Style!
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Quimby : Stop, you idiot!
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Krusty the Clown : Ow, my shoes!
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Groundskeeper Willy : Aii, I got to go to Skinner's. He's making me hose off his mother.
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Abraham Simpson : Sit down and shut up.
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Barney : Can you take me to church? I did something last night I need to confess - but I don't remember what it was.
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Homer Simpson : [after the clock runs out] What do you mean game over?
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Homer Simpson : [after being told where to drive] Ooh Can I come?
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Homer Simpson : [Crashing into another car] Outta my way jerkass!
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Quimby : [gets into Abraham's vehicle] Hello there. Can you take me to the nearest eating establishment?
Abraham Simpson : Back in my day we called sandwiches "flat bready". It cost four playing cards a bite.
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Homer Simpson : Take me to the courthouse! I'm late for my sentencing!
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Homer Simpson : I need to go to my workstation. My sleeping bag is there.
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Homer Simpson : Take me to the Power Plant. I'm on a mission for fission!
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Abraham Simpson : You're the worse driver since Fanny Brice!
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Barney : Dating service please. I should have no problem finding a lady.
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Krusty the Clown : You drive worse than Mr. Teeney!
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Moe : Oh, hiya, Homer.
Homer Simpson : Hey, Moe! Still tryin' to work off those gambling debts, eh?
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Homer Simpson : [understandably scared] Mr. Burns wants me in his office right away. If I'm late he'll have me eliminated!
Moe : You got it.
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Barney : [after hitting someone] Same thing happened when I took my drivers' test!
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Barney : [after being told where to drive] Sure thing, Madam President.
[burps]
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Abraham Simpson : [after running someone over] Did I just hit something?
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Abraham Simpson : [after running someone over] Damn teenagers!
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Barney : [start of game] Ow, my head hurts! What did I do last night?
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Barney : [after taking flight while driving] Hey! Where'd the ground go?
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Abraham Simpson : [after hitting someone] Am I going to jail for that?
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Hans Moleman : The dentist, please. I swallowed my last tooth.
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Abraham Simpson : [start of game] Oh, I sure hope I don't fall asleep at the wheel!
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Abraham Simpson : [when time runs out] Would somebody tell me what just happened?
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Bart Simpson : Grandpa, they let you out?
Abraham Simpson : I left a mannequin in my bed!
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[first lines]
[Bart is in the living room playing a video game; Homer stomps his foot down in front of the TV and pauses the game]
Bart Simpson : Dad!
Homer Simpson : Quit playing those stupid video games, boy. I wanna watch TV.
[Marge walks in carrying Maggie in her arms as Homer changes the TV over to Channel 6 News]
Kent Brockman : We're live in front of City Hall as joyless plutocrat, Montgomery Burns is about to unveil his new line of nuclear-powered buses!
Mr. Burns : [at the podium in front of City Hall] Behold the Burns Atomic Mega Bus! Faster, cheaper and completely safe!
[pan over to a glowing radioactive bus and Hans standing next to it]
Hans Moleman : [weakly] Please kill me.
Marge : That poor man. I hope someone does kill him!
Lisa Simpson : Those radioactive buses are a threat to the public health!
Homer Simpson : Threat to public health, eh? That gives me an idea!
[fade to sometime later as Homer has painted Homer 4 Hire on the side on his car in blue]
Homer Simpson : [to the rest of the family] What do you think?
[the family comes outside to get a good look at the car; Marge groans and Lisa shakes her head in disbelief]
Bart Simpson : Just get to the game already!
[Homer starts the car and backs out of the driveway and takes off knocking over the mailbox and taking it with him]
Homer Simpson : Woo hoo! All right!
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Homer Simpson : Get out of my way, Jerkass!
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Homer Simpson : Ow, my ass!
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Marge : Can you take me home! There's dishes in the sink.
Homer Simpson : Okay, I didn't ask for your life story.
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Marge : I need to go and see Patty and Selma.
Homer Simpson : Ooh! Can I come?
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Snake : Simpson house please. I got some looting to do.
Homer Simpson : Ooh! Can I come?
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Homer Simpson : Oh, Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow.
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Barney Gumble : Whoa, a ride! I promise I'll try my best not to throw up.
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Nelson Muntz : Take me the pawn shop, I just lifted Grampa Simpson's watch.
Abraham Simpson : I'm afraid of the future!
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Groundskeeper Willy : You won't get away with this, Burns!
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Homer Simpson : USA! USA!
