Head of State (2003)

Nick Searcy: Brian Lewis

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Quotes 

• Brian Lewis : God bless America. And no place else.

• Mays Gilliam : [on a bullhorn outside Lewis's office]  Yo, Lewis! Your mother's ass is so big, when she sits down, she's three feet taller! Yo, Lewis!

  Advisor : Sir, I think it's time we prepare for a debate.

  Brian Lewis : Aw, give me one good reason I should debate that jerk.

  Advisor : [distressed]  He talked about your mother, sir!

  Brian Lewis : So what?

  Lewis' mother : [Lewis's mother enters and slaps him]  Are you going to just let him talk about me like that?

• Mays Gilliam : If we had laws on the Destiny's Child Video, we'd have less crime.

  Brian Lewis : I think we should let the people decide.

  Mays Gilliam : The people can't decide! The people are too busy gettin shot in the ass!

• Brian Lewis : I'm a war hero, and I'm Sharon Stone's cousin.

• Brian Lewis : I'm the Government, I can do anything.

• Mays Gilliam : Yo, Lewis. Your mother's ass is so big, when she sits down she's three feet taller. Yo, Lewis. Your mother got a really big ass.

  Advisor : Sir, I think it's time we prepare for a debate.

  Brian Lewis : Give me one good reason to debate that jerk.

  Advisor : He talked about your mother, sir.

  Brian Lewis : So what?

  Lewis' mother : [walks up to Brian and slaps him in the face]  Are you just going to let him talk about me like that?