Christmas Eve on Sesame Street (1978 TV Movie)

Jerry Nelson: Snuffy, The Count

Quotes 

• Snuffy : [squeezed into a garbage can to prove Santa can fit in chimneys]  Bird?

  Big Bird : Yes, Snuffy?

  Snuffy : Now that we know how Santa gets into the chimney, how does he get out?

• Cookie Monster : Let's play snap the whip! Here we go!

  The Count : Oh, one time around!

  Cookie Monster : Whoa!

  The Count : Ho ho, two times around!

  Cookie Monster : WHOA!

  The Count : Three times around, I love it! Ah ah.

  Ernie : I'm next, can I play?

  The Count : Oh yes.

  Cookie Monster : Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  Ernie : Oh-hoo.

  Cookie Monster : Aaah.

  Ernie : Everybody!

  The Count : Go!

  Bert : Here i come!

  Ernie : Come on, Bert.

  Bert : Oh! Oh! Ernie, not so fast!

  The Count : Whoa!

  Bert : Wha! Ah, ah. Ah. Ernie!

  Ernie : Look, there's Oscar. Hang on, Bert!

  Oscar : Hey, take your hands off the hardware! Whoa!

  The Count : Whoa!

  Oscar : Take it easy!

  Bert : Oh, Ernie!

  Oscar : We're going too fast!

  Bert : Uh oh.

  Oscar : Hey!

  Ernie : Whoa.

  Oscar : Whoa!

  Bert : What? Oh!

• Bert : Okay, now, here we're gonna do barrel jumping. Yeah, I'll go first, okay? This is gonna be whizz bang fun, guys.

  Ernie : I'm seeing it, Bert.

  Bert : Hi-YAH!

  Ernie : Oh, wow!

  The Count : Ah, wonderful.

  Cookie Monster : Oh, terrific!

  The Count : Now I, I the Count.

  Ernie : Okay, go, Count!

  The Count : Yes, jump the barrels.

  Ernie : Oh, what a good skater he is, there he goes.

  The Count : One, two, three! Ah ah ah ah ah.

  Bert : No, uh uh uh uh.

  Ernie : Okay, Bert, me next, huh?

  Cookie Monster : Okay.

  Ernie : Here we go. Okay, Bert, watch the left foot, Bert. Whoo-hoo, hoo hoo, HERE I COME!

  The Count : Whoa!

  Ernie : Ha!

  The Count : Oh, ha ha ha ha ha.

  Bert : Uh uh uh uh!

  Ernie : Bert.

  Cookie Monster : Aaah!

  Ernie : Okay, Cookie Monster!

  Cookie Monster : Yeah, me, me me me!

  Ernie : Okay, Cookie Monster!

  Cookie Monster : Here Me go!

  Ernie : Okay.

  Cookie Monster : Ho, ho ho, ha ha ha, WHOA!

  Bert : Oh! Huh?

  The Count : Oooh, he's all right, wonderful!

  Ernie : Cookie Monster?

  Cookie Monster : That terrific fun. More barrels! More barrels!

• The Count : Here comes Bert.

  Ernie : Mm-hmm?

  Cookie Monster : Yep.

  Ernie : Okay, I'll give the signal.

  Bert : H-hey, come on you guys, be careful!

  Ernie : What?

  Bert : Ernie, Ernie, you're gonna get hurt sitting on the barrel.

  Cookie Monster : Whoa!

  Bert : Ernie, don't sit on the side of the barrel!

  Ernie : I'm okay, Bert.

  The Count : Ah, ah, ah, ah.

  Bert : Don't sit on the side of the barrel!

  Ernie : Oh, sorry, Bert.

  Bert : You'll get hurt!

  Cookie Monster : WHOA!

  Ernie : Here we go, and let!

  Bert : Hey, be careful, you're gonna get HURRRRRRRRRRT!

  Ernie : Whoo-hoo. Hee. Oh, Bert? Bert? Are you okay, Bert? Bert, are you all right?

  Bert : Uh-huh.