- Alarm: Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Do something. Anything.
- Gus: [Getting bank floor plans] It's just that, last time, I got a 'c' on my essay cuz I didn't have any visual aids, and my stepdad, well, well he, he gets a little...
- [Shows her the scar on his arm from the burn. The secretary starts to walk away, he smiles to himself, the secretary looks back, and he frowns again]
- Gus: [He has rigged his go-kart with NOS] It works! I'm a genius! But now how am I gonna stop? Maybe I'm not a genius! AAAHHH!
- Gus: Maddy, my parents grounded me for a week when I left my bike outside. Imagine what they'll do now!
- Maddy: [to the audience at the track] Ok, let's get ready for the first race of the day, and I know who you want calling the races and it sure ain't me!
- Austin: [Trying to train the rottweiler by speaking in German to it] Ouch fart!
- Dog Expert: [Imitates buzzer] EEEHHH! Wrong answer!
- [Turns the dog lose]
- Gus: Here it goes! Operation 'Jacks'!
- [Presses a button, jacks fly out of his cart, popping the tires on the cop cars]