Cellular (2004)

Chris Evans: Ryan

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• [last lines] 

  Jessica Martin : I don't know if there's anything I could ever do to thank you

  Ryan : I do. Don't ever call me again.

• Ryan : "Ricky Martin"? You named your kid "Ricky Martin"?

• Ryan : You know, it does me no good to hand over the video tape and then you guys turn around and take us out.

  Greer : I swore I wouldn't do that.

  Ryan : Like you swore "to protect and serve"?

• Ryan : [after stealing the lawyer's car]  Ohh, I am in deep shit!

• [Ryan accidentally dials an artist on a payphone at Santa Monica Pier trying to reach Jessica's kidnappers] 

  Ryan : I got what you're looking for.

  Vietnamese Artist : Oh?

  Ryan : Yeah.

  Vietnamese Artist : Okay, and what I do for it?

  Ryan : What?

  Vietnamese Artist : What I do for what I looking for? You tell me now.

  Ryan : Wait, who's this? What number did I call?

  Vietnamese Artist : You call me on the payphone. You waste my time. I have pictures to draw.

  Ryan : Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. Chill out.

  Vietnamese Artist : No, you don't tell me what to chill. My mother tell me to chill. I sit here, I draw people telling me to chill out all the time. You don't tell me what to chill. I chill you.

• [after he views the tape] 

  Ryan : I'm a dead man.

• [Greer has Ryan pinned down and is about to shoot him] 

  Mooney : Let him up.

  [Greer looks up and sees Mooney pointing a gun at him] 

  Ryan : Help me. They're dirty cops!

  Greer : He attacked my partner. He tried to kill me.

  Mooney : I said, "Let him up."

  Greer : You're going to believe this lying piece of shit over a cop?

  Mooney : It doesn't matter what I believe. What's important is that you believe I will put a bullet in your skull if you don't let him up.

• Ryan : [Ryan and Ethan are discussing a place to meet]  Santa Monica Pier.

  Ethan : No, too busy.

  Ryan : Yeah, that's kind of the idea, dickhead.

• Ryan : Look, give me your phone or I shoot your car.

  WLSUU2 Lawyer : Oh, hell no, hell no. Why would you do something awful like that?

• Ryan : [after shooting the number taker in the store]  Now who's gonna give me that goddamn charger?

• Ryan : From here on out, you do as I say, exactly as I say. Or I slap this bitch on "Nightline" and call it a day, okay?

• Ryan : Excuse me, are you a detective?

  Detective Looking Guy : Detective? I'm a freaking victim here. Detective? Those freaks dragged me down here. And they're supposed to read me my rights.

  [Ryan takes off] 

  Detective Looking Guy : And they - hey, where you going, you little punk?

• WLSUU2 Lawyer : [after Ryan swerves his car in front of him]  What the hell is your problem, man? What the hell is your problem? You want to tussle?

  Ryan : [pulls out his gun]  Give me your phone!

  WLSUU2 Lawyer : Oh snaps.

• [talking to Ryan on a payphone] 

  Chad : Dude, I have no idea what just happened. One minute I'm talking to nipples, next thing you know, I'm wearing a whale costume handing out flyers.

  Ryan : [laughs]  That sucks. Sounds like she got you.

  Chad : I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't have its benefits.

  [to two girls that pass him by] 

  Chad : Hey, you guys know that a blue whale's got an 11-foot penis? Heal the Bay.

• Ryan : It's Chloe!

  Chad : No, dude, don't do this! Don't do this!

  Ryan : I'm just gonna say "hi."

  Chad : You're not gonna say "hi."

  Ryan : No "hi"?

  Chad : No "hi."

  Ryan : I can't say...

  Chad : [shouts]  Come on, man! Hold it together! This girl, she *dumped* you, all right? Have some self-respect, have some dignity!

  Ryan : You're right.

  Chad : Be strong.

  Ryan : You're right.

  Chad : Yeah.

  Ryan : Thank you.

  Chad : All right.

  [he gets distracted by girls in bikinis] 

  Chad : Oh! What's goin' on, ladies?

  [Ryan leaves to go talk to Chloe]