Stuck on You (2003)

Matt Damon: Bob Tenor

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Quotes 

• Walt : What's a four-letter word for snatch?

  Bob : Grab.

  Walt : Oh... right. Whoopsie.

• Bob : [to Walt]  Don't you walk away from me!

• Walt : All right. Burgers on the house!

  [everyone shouts "Yeah!"] 

  Bob : He's just kiddin', you cheap bastards.

• Walt : Hey, Dave. How about another tall one?

  Dave : Got it. How about you there, Bob?

  Bob : No, no. No, I'm cool. I'm the designated walker tonight.

• Bob : Hey, I'm alone!

  Convenience Store Patron : Great buddy, you're gonna stay that way, too!

• Walt : Christ Bob, you haven't been laid in five years.

  Bob : Hey, how would you know?

  [Walt gives him a serious look] 

  Bob : Damn.

• Walt : She'll be back. Where else is she gonna find a guy like you?

  Bob : I don't know. Chernobyl?

• Bob : [to Walt, on the operating table just before the twins are anesthetized for dangerous separation surgery]  Promise me you'll still be there when I wake up.

• Morty O'Reilly : I'm gonna have to level with you. Siamese twins ain't the easiest sell I've ever had.

  Bob : We're not Siamese. We're American.

• [from trailer] 

  Bob : We share a liver.

  April : Are you sure you even need a liver?

• [Walt and Bob are considering separation] 

  Walt : Think about it. You'll be able to read a book alone, play golf by yourself,

  [whispering] 

  Walt : masturbate in private like the good Lord intended.

  Bob : What are you talking about?

  Walt : Oh, please, last night it was like trying to sleep next to a paint-shaker.

• Rocket : [Bob is doing a bad job of cooking burgers by himself]  Hey Bob, get the lead out of your ass!

  Bob : Hey, up yours, Rocket!

  Rocket : [sarcastically]  Oh, Nice Comeback.

• Man in burger bar : [to Rocket]  Hey! I ordered diet coke!

  Rocket : Enjoy your meal

  Man in burger bar : [to Bob]  Hey, you shouldn't have freaks in here!

  Bob : You know, you're absolutely right, we don't want freaks in here, so Rocket, would you kindly show this freak to the door?

• Mimmy : Bob, the people at Table 14 are really hungry, where's the food?

  Bob : How much time have I got left?

  Mimmy : You're already fourteen minutes over!

  Bob : Well then, what are they bitching about? They're gonna get a free meal.

• Bob : We flew over the Grand Canyon on our way out here.

  May : Really?

  Bob : Yeah, it's way different from the Vineyard. You know, with the big hole and shit. Um, and it's orange.

• Bob : Hi, how are ya? My name's Bob Tenor but I'm really more of a baritone.

  Bar Hottie : Hi Bob.

• Rocket : [Bob is doing a bad job of cooking burgers by himself]  Hey Bob, get the lead out of your ass!

  Bob : Hey, up yours, Rocket!

  Rocket : [sarcastically]  Oh, Great Comeback.