Kirby: Right Back at Ya! (2001–2003)
Ted Lewis: Escargoon, King Dedede, Amon, Crowmon, Escargoon's mother, Slice n' Splice
Quotes
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King Dedede : There's a word for this here stuff, and it ain't "food"!
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Escargoon : You Know, you're a real couch potato. You're as big as a couch and you're full of potatoes.
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King Dedede : That's trash you're talkin', Kabu! Ain't no such person as Kirby!
Escargoon : That's right! You're full of Kabu-loney.
Kabu : Kabu can see the future.
King Dedede : Then why don't you predict what's gonna happen when I push this here button?
Kabu : I predict you will not push it.
King Dedede : Well, I predict you're dead wrong!
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King Dedede : I'm gonna miss my little Blocky!
Escargoon : Well sire, it just goes to show you shouldn't take your monsters for granite!
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Escargoon : We're going backwards!
King Dedede : I know that. Hit the brakes!
Escargoon : They won't hold! We're gonna crash!
King Dedede : Then do something!
Escargoon : Like what?
King Dedede : Break my fall!
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King Dedede : What's that mumbo-gumbo supposed to mean?
Escargoon : I'm not sure, but there's more.
King Dedede : Good. Is it next week's lottery numbers?
Escargoon : If it was, I wouldn't tell you.
[clears throat]
Escargoon : It says, "Your account is past due, pay up, you cheap tightwad!".
[King Dedede hammers Escargoon]
Escargoon : Great. Just 'cause I'm a snail, I get slugged!
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Escargoon : Now you've broken the King's heart! How? I don't know, he doesn't have one.
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Tiff : You can't ever win unless you cheat!
King Dedede : Thanks for the advise!
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King Dedede : That's D-D-D-Devious!
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King Dedede : Here come yer biggest fans for your autograph!
Tiff : But you crooks are the ones who started all this trouble in the first place!
King Dedede : We was fooled by the Broom King, just like the rest of ya. Right, Escargoon?
Escargoon : Hah! That's a likely story.
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King Dedede : Escargoon, find us a way outta here!
Escargoon : Okay.
[looks at Tiff]
King Dedede , Escargoon : GET US OUTTA HERE!
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King Dedede : [Surrounded by potato chip bags] Y'know, there's jus' sumthin' about sittin' in front o' the TV all day long that gives me the nibblies!
Escargoon : Hey! How are we gonna fatten up Kirby if you're chomping all the chips?
King Dedede : These here things is way too tasty to waste on Kirby!
Escargoon : Just look at this mess! Where do you expect me to throw all these soggy sacks?
King Dedede : This looks like a good place!
[shoves an empty bag onto Escargoon's head]
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Escargoon : Those bees gave me so many lumps that I feel like a bowl of oatmeal!
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Escargoon : I know this came out of the oven, but it tastes like it came outta the sofa cushions!
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Escargoon : This plant plan is startin' to grow on me!
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Escargoon : What are you laughing at? Knuckle Joe just made YOU look like a knucklehead!
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King Dedede : We been D-D-Divided!
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King Dedede : Escargoon! Let's play some putt-putt!
Escargoon : I don't have time to watch you cheat at miniature golf! My entire life savings are in jeopardy!
King Dedede : Whadda ya mean I cheat?
Escargoon : Oops.
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Escargoon : Save the tears for your golf score, sire.
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King Dedede : Can't tell a crook by its blubber!
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King Dedede : You saw it! This whole town's revoltin'! They lookin' to dispossess me and tarnish the reputation of the Dedede Dynasty! Them ingrateful ingrates! I'll stamp out them double-crossers! How can them Cappies de-de-dethrone ME?
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Escargoon : Maybe Bellybuster makes his pies in a barber shop, cause this tastes like shaving cream!
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Escargoon : HEY! Bring the king something to eat, willya?
[silence]
Escargoon : I don't get it. Couldn't they hear me?
King Dedede : Maybe they'll hear this!
[storms into the kitchen]
King Dedede : HEY, you lazy good-for-nothin' bums! You heard the snail! I WANT MY DINNER!
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King Dedede : Bring in the weapons of mass De-de-destruction!
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King Dedede : [looks at the Waddle Dees running around making fools of themselves] Hmph! Watta bunch o' dumbskulls.
