Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance (2002 Video Game)

Paul Eiding: Colonel

Quotes 

• Colonel : I hear it's amazing when the Purple-stuffed worm in Flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw-blink on Hari-kiri Rock! I need scissors! 61!

• [if you continuously make Raiden kill lots of seagulls during a sniper mission where Raiden needs to protect Emma as she crosses the strut to the other strut, you get a Codec call] 

  Colonel : Raiden, do you actually enjoy abusing helpless animals?

  Rosemary : [shocked]  I don't believe it! I had no idea you were that kind of a monster!

  Colonel : I don't understand you. But if you're satisfied, then get back to the mission.

  [Codec communication ends] 

• Colonel : Raiden, turn the game console off right now.

  Raiden : What did you say?

  Colonel : The mission is a failure. Cut the power right now.

  Raiden : What's wrong with you?

  Colonel : Don't worry, it's a game. It's a game just like usual.

  Rosemary : You'll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV.

  Raiden : What are you talking about?

  Colonel : Raiden. Something happened to me last night when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go. I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky. It was moving irregularly. Suddenly, there was intense light all around. And when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?

  Raiden : Huh?

  Colonel : Fine, forget it.

• Colonel : An Anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them, it's a good idea to wear gloves.