50 First Dates (2004)
Drew Barrymore: Lucy Whitmore
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Quotes
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Henry : Appreciate your time. Not everybody would have stopped like you. You're real sweet.
Lucy : Oh, yeah. Thank you.
Henry : Okay.
Lucy : Okay.
[Henry pretends to get electrocuted while jump-starting his car]
Henry : Hah! I can't believe you fell for that!
Lucy : Well... my grandfather died while trying to jump-start a car...
Henry : Oh... I'm so sorry. I was just joking around.
Lucy : I can't believe you fell for THAT!
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[repeated line]
Lucy : Nothing beats a first kiss.
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Lucy : Yeah, that's right. Take that! And that! And that! And that! And that!
Henry : You got him. You got him. Enough. Enough.
Lucy : Are you okay?
Henry : Yes.
Lucy : Okay, I'll be right back. Hey! Come here!
Henry : No, no, no. I think he's had enough. I'm sorry.
Ula : My eye!
Henry : You got him!
Lucy : Not good enough.
Ula : Oh, Kamehameha!
Henry : He learned his lesson!
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Young Woman : So, you must be Lucy's friend. The one who made the tape.
Lucy : I think he's more than my friend. You're my boyfriend, right?
Henry : Yes, ma'am.
Stacy : So every day you help her to realize what happened and you wait patiently for her to be okay with it... then you get her to fall in love with you again?
Henry : Yes, ma'am.
Stacy : [softly, almost beneath her breath] Gosh!
[a longing sigh, then back slaps her husband's chest right over his heart]
Stacy : You asshole! You don't even open the fricking car door for me anymore.
Jennifer : [everyone breaks out in laughter] You're in trouble!
[even more laughter]
Jennifer : I gotta go tinkle.
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[Henry is pretending to cry to get Lucy's attention]
Lucy : I wonder what's the matter with him.
Old Hawaiian Man : Looks like a stupid asshole to me.
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Dr. Keats : And now ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce you to our most distinguished clinical subject: Tom
Ten Second Tom : Hi, I'm Tom.
Henry : Henry.
Marlin : Marlin.
Doug : Doug.
Lucy : Lucy.
Ten Second Tom : Hi. Oh, those are cool flip flops. Where did you get them?
Doug : You like those? It's interesting story. I was over on the North Shore the other day...
Ten Second Tom : Hi, I'm Tom.
Henry : Henry.
Ten Second Tom : Hi.
Marlin : Marlin.
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Lucy : [to Henry] Can I have one last first kiss?
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Henry : [on First Date #1] You know, why don't you try this? It's a kind of hinge.
Lucy : Now, why didn't I think of that?
Henry : You're too close to the object. Don't be too hard on yourself.
Lucy : You're right. Sometimes you need an outsider's perspective.
Henry : Fresh eye never hurts.
Lucy : I'm Lucy.
Henry : Yes. I'm Henry Roth. Nice to meet you.
Lucy : Nice to meet you.
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Lucy : I don't know who you are, Henry... but I dream about you almost every night.
[apprehensive pause]
Lucy : Why?
Henry : What would you say if I told you that notebook you read every day used to have a lot of stuff about me in it?
Lucy : I would say that that makes a lot of sense.
Henry : You erased me from your memories because you thought you were holding me back from having a full and happy life. But you made a mistake. Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life. You're the girl of my dreams... and apparently, I'm the man of yours.
Lucy : [barely able to contain herself, she reaches out and shakes his hand] Henry. It's nice to meet you.
Henry : Lucy, it's nice to meet you too.
Ten Second Tom : [just as they are about to kiss] Hi, I'm Tom!
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Henry : Pardon me. Sorry to interrupt, but I notice we were both eating alone and I thought perhaps I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi for your waffle house?
Lucy : Oh, that would be nice, but I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry.
Henry : You're making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me?
Lucy : No. I'm not.
Henry : What's his name then?
Lucy : Ringo.
Henry : Is his last name, Starr?
Lucy : No. McCartney.
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Lucy : [to Doug and Marlin] I can't believe it... Bruce Willis is a ghost!
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Henry : Okay, well, I had a great time.
Lucy : Me too.
Henry : Okay.
Lucy : Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time? Because I teach art class at ten.
Henry : Oh, really?
Lucy : Yeah.
Henry : I wish I could make it, but, yes, I will be there.
Lucy : Take care.
Henry : Okay.
Lucy : One for the road. It is fishy.
Henry : Got you good. Aloha.
Lucy : Aloha.
Henry : See you tomorrow. Oh, my God.
Lucy : Oh, my goodness.
Henry : Shit. I had a bee on me.
Lucy : Alright.
Henry : It was a big one.
Old Hawaiian Man : [talks in Hawaiian] Which means "look at those two shit heads".
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[Henry sticks a tooth pick in Lucy's waffle house]
Henry : Here, you should try this out. Put this here. Swivelly door. Waffleonians can come in and out now.
Lucy : Oh, are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers all over someone else's food?
Henry : Uh, no, I'm from this country.
Henry : Were you gonna eat that?
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Lucy , Doug : [sings] Happy birthday to you.
Lucy : [spoken] And you don't look a day over twenty five.
Marlin : Yeah, right. And Doug's muscles aren't pharmaceutically enhanced.
Doug : What are you talking about? I use a herb supplement that can be purchased at any health food store. Check this out. Check out these glutes. Rock hard, baby. Pretty sweet, huh.
Marlin : Stop it! You're gonna make me throw up on the cake.
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Lucy : Did Alicia marry that guy?
Marlin : yea.
Henry : Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaiian contest?
Doug : I didn't know there wath gonna be a urine tethst.
Lucy : [to Henry] Did we have sex?
[Marlin and Doug look at Henry]
Henry : No, we didn't. Just so everyone knows
[Marlin and Doug turn away]
Henry : We want to!
[Marlin and Doug look again]
Henry : Just kidding.
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Lucy : [Marlin and Doug are watching the Vikings play the Lions] What's the score?
Marlin : Vikings have it at the two yard line.
Lucy : Maybe the Vikings will win for your birthday, and I'll bet Culpepper runs it in.
Doug : I'll bet he fakes the handoff to Williams and throws it Kleinsasser in the end zone. Loser does the dishes?
Lucy : You're on.
[Lucy and Doug handshake on it. Doug's prediction comes true]
Lucy : Darn. Maybe you should be a coach, Doug.
Marlin : [Throwing a shoe at Doug] Moron.
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Henry : Jocko, this is Lucy. Lucy, this is Jocko.
Lucy : Wow! Thank you. Nice to meet you. He is awesome! He is so smart.
Henry : Check this out. Jocko, what does the teapot do when the water's ready? Very good.
Lucy : Hey, can I ask him a question?
Henry : Go ahead.
Lucy : Jocko, do you think that Henry and I are ready to take our relationship to the next level? You sure about that? And do you think that I should bring him into the other room and take advantage of him? I saw that hand gesture. And I'm glad you did it.
Henry : Really?
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Lucy : [to Henry] I just want to eat you up tomorrow and the next day.
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Henry : Hi. Sorry for the delay. Should be a few minutes.
Lucy : No problem. No worries.
Henry : Where are you coming form? Breakfast?
Lucy : Yeah.
Henry : How was it?
Lucy : I had waffles. They were delicious.
Henry : I like making little houses out of waffles.
Lucy : You do?
Henry : That's my thing. What's your name?
Lucy : Lucy.
Henry : Hi, I'm Henry.
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Henry : I'll see ya around.
Lucy : Okay.
[puzzled pause]
Lucy : Really? That's it?
Henry : That's what?
Lucy : All that flirting and phony "I can't read" stuff, and then you're not gonna ask me out or for my phone number?
Henry : I can't read.
Lucy : Oh, shut up. That was one of the goofiest things I've ever seen in my life, but I thought, "Hey, if this guy is so desperate to meet me, he might be worth talking to." But then I get stiffed.
Henry : No, no, no, this is what happened. I...
Lucy : Mahalo for the ego boost.
[drives off leaving Henry sputtering]
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Lucy : [to Marlin] It's a video tape.
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Lucy : [to Henry] I've never even met you.
