Connie and Carla (2004)

Toni Collette: Carla

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Quotes 

• Carla : Girlfriends, big or small, thin or fat, worship that body, it's the only one you've got.

• Connie : We could be LA girls now, we could work out.

  [Connie and Carla think for a second, then laugh hysterically] 

  Carla : Good one.

• Connie : We gotta go some place where we can just blend in. Somewhere where they'd never look for us, because there's no theatre, no musical theatre, no dinner theatre, no culture at all!

  Carla : Los Angeles.

• Lee : All queens rise

  [they all rise and put their hands on their breasts] 

  Brian : Oh blessed Saint Mary of drag queens. Please grant your never humble servants and our new friends with grace, jewels, and support hose.

  Lee , Brian , Paul , Robert : Gay-men

  Connie , Carla : Gay-men

• Carla : Shut up, shut up, shut up! Your voice is giving me Mono!

• Carla : We're girls pretending to be guys pretending to be girls!

• Lee : Good falsies. What do you use?

  Connie : None of your beeswax.

  [Lee proceeds to feel her breasts] 

  Carla : Yea, they're really good you should all have a feel.

  [All of the guys walk over to feel her breasts] 

  Robert : Supple. Good.

  Connie : Ok, then.

  [Gives Carla a look] 

• [while on stage, pretender to be a man in drag] 

  Carla : I have a confession to make.

  Connie : Carla no

  Carla : ...I am... an EATER!

• Connie : I like him!

  Connie : I saw him before when we were still girls. He was standing out front. We had this moment Carla. He was nice to me.

  Carla : What are you talking about?

  Connie : Right. Why would he ever be attracted to me? I'm a drag queen.

• Carla : Maybe we're having a delayed reaction to the trauma of being shot at like those guys in 'Nam.

  Connie : You can say 'Name Carla. You weren't in 'Nam. You have to call in Vietnam.

  Carla : Shut up Connie! I can call it what I want!