Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman (2003 Video)

Efrem Zimbalist Jr.: Alfred

Quotes 

• Bruce Wayne : The last thing Gotham City needs is a vigilante running amuck.

  Alfred Pennyworth : As they say on the streets, "I ain't touchin' that one."

• Alfred Pennyworth : [reading a newspaper]  I see where Dennis the Menace is one step closer to Juvenile Hall.

• Alfred Pennyworth : Exactly what is it you hope to discover?

  Bruce Wayne : What a beautiful young woman does in her free time.

  Alfred Pennyworth : A pleasure drive, then.

• Bruce Wayne : You know, Alfred, I think I could use a new watch.

  Alfred Pennyworth : You deserve it, sir.

• Alfred Pennyworth : I see Ms. Duquesne is gifted in other sports besides extreme shopping.

• Bruce Wayne : The point is, her costume links to me. Why? What does she have planned? How far will she go?

  Alfred Pennyworth : Well, do be careful, sir. Remember, there are many species in which the female is deadlier than the male.

• Bruce Wayne : How many stores does this make so far?

  Alfred Pennyworth : Including the nail boutique? Seven, and not one sale on explosives.

• Alfred Pennyworth : I never fail to marvel at your narrow escapes, sir.

  Bruce Wayne : One female bat at a time.