Jiminy Glick in Lalawood (2004)

Jan Hooks: Dixie Glick

Quotes 

• Jiminy Glick : My, that's a nice beaver.

  Dixie Glick : Why, thank you.

  Jiminy Glick : [Jiminy points at a stuffed beaver]  No.

  Dixie Glick : Oh.

  Jiminy Glick : Although yours is nicely... shaped.

• Jiminy Glick : [pointing at Toronto's C.N. Tower]  That's a phallic-looking thing! Remind you of anybody?

  Dixie Glick : No.

• Jiminy Glick : You know, Kevin Kline, he had an attitude I didn't appreciate.

  Dixie Glick : Really?

  Jiminy Glick : Yes, he did.

  Dixie Glick : I found him delightful.

  Jiminy Glick : I loved him in "Sophie's Choice". I don't remember anything else he's done, and I told him that. And suddenly he looks at me like I'm like this idiot or this fool. And you know what? I resented that. And suddenly I decided that I hated him in "Sophie's Choice".