Space Quest 6: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier (1995 Video Game)

Jarion Monroe: Blaine Rohmer, Doctor Beleauxs, Commander Kielbasa, Starcon Official

Quotes 

• Commander Kielbasa : [Roger Wilco vaccums the room at 8-Rear restaurant when a TV screen turns on showing Commander Kielbasa]  Attention, all hands. This is your commander speaking... I'd like to thank each and every one of you for your fine performance during our recent episode, A Stitch In Time Saves Gamma Nine.

  Commander Kielbasa : So Thank you. Thank you. Thank you... Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you... Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you... thank you, thank you... thank you.

  Commander Kielbasa : As a gesture of appreciation, we're putting in for shore leave on Polysorbate LX. Enjoy yourselves and don't do anything I wouldn't do. Kielbasa out.

  [the TV screen turns off and the crew members in 8-Rear cheer in the room] 

• Roger Wilco : Hey!

  [Roger walks up to Blaine Rohmer] 

  Blaine Rohmer : Hmm. I wonder if you... nah. What was I thinking?

• Roger Wilco : Hey!

  [Roger walks up to Blaine Rohmer] 

  Blaine Rohmer : Uh, Buddy, maybe you can help me out, I'm trying to track down this endodroid. I'm an Endodroid Runner. I know I don't look so hot but I'm in disguise, you know?

  Roger Wilco : In disguise? Yeah, you do look disguised. I just don't know what like. Hey, here's a tip. Think seriously about a flea dip.

  Blaine Rohmer : I could really use your help getting this one. I've had a helluva time tracking him down. You've gotta help me. Tell you what. If you can find and immobilize this bionic beer opener, it's worth fifty buckazoids to ya. What do you say to that? I've scoured this dung heap and haven't seen synthetic hide nor hair of him. All that's left to check is that bar. I'd go in there myself, ya see. but I've had a little misunderstanding with the management. No biggie. I'm sure it'll blow over soon. Anyway, can you help me out? Whaddaya say? Fifty buckazoids. And if you don't mind me saying it, you look like you could use it. So how about it?

  Roger Wilco : Well, I don't know. What's this endodroid thing look like? And why do you want it?

  Blaine Rohmer : Well, he's about your height, only maybe a few inches higher. And I'd say about your weight, give or take 60 pounds or so. But then, that's just probably because of that stuff he's made of. Kind of a liquid metal thing, but that's not important. He's got a crewcut and I think he was wearing a long dark coat. Has a strange accent.

  Roger Wilco : But why do you want him?

  Blaine Rohmer : Oh, he made some people mad.

  Roger Wilco : How?

  Blaine Rohmer : Oh, I guess he sort of jumped out of his program and kind of killed and or mangled a score or so of co-workers and, more importantly, management personnel. A big no-no. No big deal. I just got to take him in for analysis and processing. It could help pull me out of my, uh, unfortunate cash flow situation. And most importantly, it can mean fifty buckazoids for you. Whaddaya say?

  Roger Wilco : Well, I could use the buckazoids. I'll see what I can do.

  Blaine Rohmer : Great! You won't regret it. You're gonna need this datacorder. It's been modified to only be sensitive to certain unique components like droidium, something only an endodroid would be composed of. This'll help you root him out. Good luck! Uh. I mean, let me know when you've got him. Thanks. I've gotta go check in with the home office. I'll check back out here a little later to see how you're coming along.

  [Blaine gives Roger a datacorder and walks away] 

• Roger Wilco : [If the player clicks the ice cube tray on Blaine]  Here's your cubed compadre. Where's my fifty buckazoids?

  Blaine Rohmer : No bull? You really got him, eh? Un, I mean, good job.

  Roger Wilco : Yeah, I really got him, And I could really use my fifty buckazoids.

  Blaine Rohmer : Tell you what. I'll pay you when they pay me.

  Roger Wilco : No. I need the money now, or I let the guy thaw right here, right now.

  Blaine Rohmer : Now, just a minute! You don't wanna do that! Hold on to your alimentary contents! I got it here. I got it here. Here, you happy? I'll just be taking that tray. It's been a special treat doing business with you.

  [Roger gets fifty buckazoids, Blaine walks into the bar and gets into a fight with Endodroid]