Hermie: A Common Caterpillar (2003 TV Movie)

Tim Conway: Hermie

Quotes 

• Hermie : How would you describe me?

  Mills : Ordinary. You look pretty ordinary to me, Hermie.

  Hermie : [condescendingly]  Thanks.

  Mills : Anytime.

• [first lines] 

  Max Lucado : The Garden. This is a vision of paradise, everything that is perfect and wholesome. Why, just the way God intended.

  Hermie : Psst, Down Here. Who are you?

  Max Lucado : I'm Max, Max Lucado

  Hermie : Oh, I'm Hermie. Say, can you spin a web?

  Max Lucado : No.

  Hermie : Can you float like a butterfly?

  Max Lucado : No.

  Hermie : Do you sting like a bee?

  Max Lucado : No.

  Hermie : Hmm. Neither can I. You must not be very special either.

  Max Lucado : Well sure I am. And your special too!

  Hermie : Sure, Can't spin, can't float, can't sting, just crawl. Look at me crawl. Get out of my way, I'm crawling! Isn't that exciting.

  Max Lucado : You know if you don't do anything special, you start to wonder if you are special. But as Hermie finds out, he's far from a common caterpillar!

  Hermie : Hey, do you eat fly eggs? Neither do I.

• Hermie : This is our chance to be so non-ordinary like the others! Why would you want to so plain?

  Wormie : Because it's safer?

• [repeated line] 

  Hermie : Oh, boy.

• Wormie : [Hermie is hiding in a flower]  Hermie, what are you doing?

  Hermie : Hiding so no one sees my common face.

  Hermie : [Wormie yanks on him and pulls him out]  Ow. Why'd you do that?

  Wormie : You can't stay in there forever.

  Hermie : Well, who'ed even notice?

  Wormie : I would.

• Hermie : Why did you make so many wonderful creatures? Other caterpillars have stripes, some have spots, you know I even saw one with stripes and spots, but I.. I don't have anything. I'm just Hermie.

  God : Oh.

  Wormie : And I'm just Wormie.

  Hermie : Whoa, you scared me.

  Wormie : Who you talking to, Hermie?

  Hermie : Oh, I'm just talking to God, Do you ever you know, talk to God?

  Wormie : Sure, all the time.

  Hermie : Really, well I never knew that.

  Wormie : You never asked.

• [last lines] 

  Hermie : Whoa, stay away. I might have a stinger back here. Help!