Carnival Nights (1968 TV Special)

Sid Fields: Carnival owner, comedian

Quotes 

• Carnival owner : Chandu tell me, whose picture is on a one dollar bill? It's a man wearing a white wig.

  Ben Blue : Santa Claus.

  Carnival owner : No, no. This man was born on a very famous day. On the 22nd of February about 200 years ago.

  Ben Blue : Mickey Rooney?

  Carnival owner : No, he was called the father of his country.

  Ben Blue : Mickey Rooney!

  Carnival owner : No, Shandu, don't you remember? He crossed the Delaware River in a rowboat.

  Ben Blue : George Raft?

  Carnival owner : You're half right.

  Ben Blue : George Half-Raft?

• Ben Blue : I know what a hippie is.

  Carnival owner : What?

  Ben Blue : A hippie's a guy that dresses like Tarzan, walks like Jane, and smells like Cheetah.