Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)

Shane Kinsman: Kyle Baker

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Quotes 

• Kate : Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse for excessive force has been lifted, so you're going today.

  Sarah Baker : Yes!

  Kate : Henry, you have band practice, all right? I cleaned your clarinet. Please don't play with food in your mouth again. Kim and Jessica, your teacher called and has made a request that you do not correct her in front of the class. Mike, you have show-and-tell today. And please, honey, remember that body parts do not count. Kyle and Nigel, you have a dentist's appointment at three o'clock, so you're going to work with Dad.

  Nigel Baker , Kyle Baker : Yeah!

  [yells] 

  Tom : [yells] 

• Tom : Hey, guys. Remember Shake? We played college ball together.

  Nigel Baker : Yeah, the hot dog.

  [Tom gives him a look] 

  Nigel Baker : Mom said it first.

  Shake : We're having adult time here, boys.

  Kyle Baker : No idea what that means.

  Tom : Well, it's this crazy thing where grown-ups actually get to have a conversation without being interrupted by kids.

  Kyle Baker : Sounds wicked boring.

  Shake : It is. So why don't you run along?

  Kyle Baker : Mom's right. He is a weiner.

• Kate : Put the kids on, let me talk to someone.

  Tom : [huddled in the closet]  Oh, well, they're studying, and it's the tri, trigo, trig stuff we aren't all that good at, and they've formed a study group, it's like a little Think Tank thing.

  [an axe blade breaks through the door of the closet] 

  Tom : I... I'd just hate to break that up.

  Kate : Okay, well, I gotta go honey, bye.

  Tom : bye.

  [hangs up] 

  Nigel Baker : C'mon Dad, don't hide in the closet!

  Kyle Baker : Take it like a man!